"Do you guys have a menu?"

[polarnut]

i'm an assistant at a dental office and couple minutes ago a new patient walks in and asks if we have a "menu". oh man. i cracked up so hard...oh god. im bored; i had to share it with someone. thanks dudes.

"yeah, we got rct for 599. want fillings with that?"

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[fightingspirit]

holy cromoly!!!!

can you imagine what would it feel like if managed care took over dentistry and then dentists found themselves opening clinics within chain restaurants with dental menus...???? 😱 😱 😱 .

McDonalds one dollar menu right next to McDentalds 100 dollar menu...lol 😀

 

[SirShagaLot]

yeah, can i get a #3 with a supersized side of nitrous please. oh yeah, and i'd like that to go please.

 

[aphistis]

yeah, can i get a #3 with a supersized side of nitrous please. oh yeah, and i'd like that to go please.

And extra Vicodin!

 

[ItsGavinC]

I suppose it ought to be a fee chart or something like that. The lab we use at Arizona for our removable prosth does call their fee chart a "menu," however, so maybe that isn't all that uncommon?

 

[HermeytheElf]

Buy one crown, get one half off. Toy included(not suitable for children under the age of 3).

 

[toofache32]

I guess the high-end offices wouldn't even have the fees listed...like those similar fancy restaurants.

 

[Dutchboy]

Buy one crown, get one half off. Toy included(not suitable for children under the age of 3).

Sad thing is is that I have seen advertising like that here in Utah. $100 off a crown, free DVD with exam, free bleach for life, ect.

 

[polarnut]

free bleach for life

isn't that bad business

 

[dentropy]

I guess the high-end offices wouldn't even have the fees listed...like those similar fancy restaurants.

Hmm, should I order the menu prix fixe or a la carte...don't forget the 20% gratuity, automatically added in for parties larger than 6! 🙄

 

[aphistis]

I suppose it ought to be a fee chart or something like that. The lab we use at Arizona for our removable prosth does call their fee chart a "menu," however, so maybe that isn't all that uncommon?

Most people I've spoken to, both in dentistry & elsewhere, refer to them as fee schedules. Menus are what bring you to the dentist's office in the first place; I wouldn't expect to find many inside.

 

[coral2005]

I think it's a good idea!! I've never been to a dentist with a menu before.. But it might make me feel a little more comfortable to know what i'm getting myself into.

 

[dentwannabe]

I'm suing because the pain was too much and there was no "may be painful" label on my filling.

 

[Sprgrover]

I guess the high-end offices wouldn't even have the fees listed...like those similar fancy restaurants.

I'm thinking more along the lines of a spa.....which I have learned is a concept taking off in dental practices in metropolitian areas. Gingival Kelp Wrap or the Aroma Molar Therapy?

 

[fightingspirit]

yeah....and if the office is in beverly hills, we'll get clients like britney spears and christina crapilera.......and then we'll feel totally stupid about ourselves!....i really feel better when i think of dentistry as an essential aspect of health care. i dont like to think of myself as a non-essential healthcare provider. unfortunatly, many people think that dentistry is mostly elective....

 

[dentalstudent99]

i'm an assistant at a dental office and couple minutes ago a new patient walks in and asks if we have a "menu". oh man. i cracked up so hard...oh god. im bored; i had to share it with someone. thanks dudes.

"yeah, we got rct for 599. want fillings with that?"

Actually some dental offices do have a fee chart and the patients term it a "menu."

sorry to put a spin on your post, thus making it not funny in the least.

But maybe the patients had been somewhere like this before.

Check and see if they had ever received treatment from a dental school.