do you want to be a consultant? answer these questions....

[entropy]

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The following short quiz consists of four questions and will tell you
whether you are qualified to be a "professional"??
Scroll down for each answer.
The questions are NOT that difficult. Try not to look at the answers
below
until you have thought about it awhile.
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> > >1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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> > >The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator put in the giraffe,
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> > >This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an
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> > >2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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> > >Did you say, "open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and
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> the refrigerator?" (Wrong Answer)
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> > >Correct answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put
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> > >This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your
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> > >3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend
> > >except one. Which animal does not attend?
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> > >Correct answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.
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> > >This tests your memory.
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> > >OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions
correctly,
> you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
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> > >4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by
> crocodiles.
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> > >Correct answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are
> > >attending the Animal Meeting.
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> > >This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
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> > >According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
> professionals
> > >they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got
> several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively
> disproves
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> > >theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.

 

[Street Philosopher]

how many of them got busted by the feds for fraud?

 

[PelicanMan]

I got them all wrong.😡 😡

 

[Dr. Hugh Hefner]

me too !

 

[X]

Darnit me too..😡
But then i did it again and got them all right. See I do learn from my mistakes. 😀

X

 

[wolferman]

I only got question #3 right. My score here won't be factored into my BCPM GPA will it?

 

[poloace]

it could if the exam was based on a scientific nature. and i think giraffes are scientific nature. HA- you're not getting into med school!!!!!!!!!
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[QHamp]

Ha! I flunked! Now I don't have to be a consultant 😉

 

[Allygator89]

Geee, I was a consultant.... and I got them right.. hmmm..... not a good sign?

 

[Saluki]

I got #1 and #3 right, does that mean that I have the mind of a four year old?

 

[entropy]

when i looked at it last month, i got them all wrong :-(

 

[entropy2]

bump

 

[DrHuang]

hahaha best response ever! i only got 3 right too 🙁

I only got question #3 right. My score here won't be factored into my BCPM GPA will it?

 

[CTSballer11]

I got #1 and #3 right, does that mean that I have the mind of a four year old?

Got 1,2,3. Tough questions. That should replace the MCAT.

 

[shantster]

I got 1, 2, and 3 right as well, but I've seen this before. I don't think I saw it with the fourth question before though.

 

[Centinel]

Very funny quiz. The logical fallacies of course being (1) Elephants and giraffes don't fit into fridges, and (2) even if they did, an adult would not assume that the questions are connected. But still hilarious.

 

[Tigerstang]

Geee, I was a consultant.... and I got them right.. hmmm..... not a good sign?

I am a consultant, same story....

p.s. - extra funny is the fact that andersen doesn't exist anymore. points to anyone who knows who they are now. extra points to anyone who knows why you shouldn't work at that place.

 

[Elastase]

Is this entropy or entropy2??? 😕

 

[BlinkyCat]

Why cant' the elephant and the giraffe be in the same refridgerater? I answered the question such that I drug the giraffe, then drag it into a HUGE refridgerator, then I drug the elephant, and drag it into the same HUGE refrigerator.

Also, obviously water animals won't attend the conference.. I mean c'mon..are the other animals going to carry the huge whale...

Even if the alligators did go to the conference, I still cross the bridge ...seriously..there has to be a bridge... I'll cross the bridge while the consultant swim across nasty water... 😛

 

[seadizzle]

My answer to #4 was to take the elephant out of the fridge and throw him in the river and swim across while the crocs feast on the elephant.

 

[rockitman]

p.s. - extra funny is the fact that andersen doesn't exist anymore. points to anyone who knows who they are now. extra points to anyone who knows why you shouldn't work at that place.


At least I can get this one right. Andersen Consulting turned into Accenture. Why you shouldn't work at that place? Not sure, are you going for it used to be part of Arthur Andersen.

 

[GujjuNo1]

I am a consultant, same story....

p.s. - extra funny is the fact that andersen doesn't exist anymore. points to anyone who knows who they are now. extra points to anyone who knows why you shouldn't work at that place.

Accenture- I am employed by them...

fyi.....I am the best damn consultant that exist in this world!!!!

 

[nick661806]

p.s. - extra funny is the fact that andersen doesn't exist anymore. points to anyone who knows who they are now. extra points to anyone who knows why you shouldn't work at that place.


At least I can get this one right. Andersen Consulting turned into Accenture. Why you shouldn't work at that place? Not sure, are you going for it used to be part of Arthur Andersen.

Can you say Enron scandel?

 

[nick661806]

p.s. - extra funny is the fact that andersen doesn't exist anymore. points to anyone who knows who they are now. extra points to anyone who knows why you shouldn't work at that place.


At least I can get this one right. Andersen Consulting turned into Accenture. Why you shouldn't work at that place? Not sure, are you going for it used to be part of Arthur Andersen.

Can you say Enron Scandel?

 

[GujjuNo1]

I am a consultant, same story....

p.s. - extra funny is the fact that andersen doesn't exist anymore. points to anyone who knows who they are now. extra points to anyone who knows why you shouldn't work at that place.

haha....I just read the second part of your comment.

My answer to that is because they never fire anyone (especially new hires). Some of the people I work with are lazy and have no idea what they are doing. And the partners and senior execs are biggest experts as BSing (but I think that is true about all senior execs).

 

[rockitman]

Gujju, how do you like working for Accenture? Are you leaving consulting to go into medicine?

 

[CTSballer11]

Gujju, how do you like working for Accenture? Are you leaving consulting to go into medicine?

Some follow up questions. How did you get involved in consulting, how is the salary?

 

[Tigerstang]

haha....I just read the second part of your comment.

My answer to that is because they never fire anyone (especially new hires). Some of the people I work with are lazy and have no idea what they are doing. And the partners and senior execs are biggest experts as BSing (but I think that is true about all senior execs).

We have a winner.

And no, it's not true about all senior execs...sorry 🙁

 

[Tigerstang]

Some follow up questions. How did you get involved in consulting, how is the salary?

If you're interested in consulting for the salary, run. Run now. You don't make nearly enough to justify how much you might work. (key word is of course might)