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Slogging through the first weeks of biochem and CMCB and I need a break. so lets hear some good doctor jokes! I know they're out there bc I've heard like fifty new ones this week. i'll go first:
Man walks into his GPs office with a carrot in his nose, a grape in his ear, and an avocado in his anus. The doc takes one good look at him and says, "You haven't been eating right."
Another guy goes to his urologist and gets an exam. the urologist tells him he's impotent. the patient leaves and immediately goes out and buys an expensive suit with all the matching accessories, which he puts on. when he get's home, his wife asks him why he's dressed up so nice, and he tells her: 'the doc told me I'm impo'tant, so I may as well LOOK impo'tant.'
l0lz0mg! lets hear them. and yes, i'm very jacked on red bull!
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Man walks into his GPs office with a carrot in his nose, a grape in his ear, and an avocado in his anus. The doc takes one good look at him and says, "You haven't been eating right."
Another guy goes to his urologist and gets an exam. the urologist tells him he's impotent. the patient leaves and immediately goes out and buys an expensive suit with all the matching accessories, which he puts on. when he get's home, his wife asks him why he's dressed up so nice, and he tells her: 'the doc told me I'm impo'tant, so I may as well LOOK impo'tant.'
l0lz0mg! lets hear them. and yes, i'm very jacked on red bull!
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