dumb hypothetical questions

[red dot]

please indulge me by answering at least one of these? i just want to know.

1) i was wondering, when i get word from post-interviewed schools, and if they each were a rejection, and i called the adcoms to ask "why?!" just for closure, and then accidentally started crying, and if i happened to get all clingy about it, do you think they'd be cool about it? or would they just kind of shoo me off the phone and hang up on me mid-tears?

2) also. is it, or, how illegal is it to send poo or trash, via snail mail?

thanks

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[Flopotomist]

Hahahahaha!!!

 

[red dot]

haha!

no, but seriously...

1) would they spend any of their "i'm sorry we've got a lot of applications to process" time to console you?

2) is it illegal to put poo in a cardboard box and send it? and if so, just how illegal would it be?

 

[JayQuah]

haha!

no, but seriously...

1) would they spend any of their "i'm sorry we've got a lot of applications to process" time to console you?

2) is it illegal to put poo in a cardboard box and send it? and if so, just how illegal would it be?

The law is very clear about such matters:

Section J Article III says that schools must devote and document at least 10 hours per week to prying their feet out of rejected applicants @$$es.

And are we forgetting about the 29th amendment to the constitution here? Poo postage is a RIGHT, not just a PRIVILEGE!

 

[gbbdoc]

please indulge me by answering at least one of these? i just want to know.

1) i was wondering, when i get word from post-interviewed schools, and if they each were a rejection, and i called the adcoms to ask "why?!" just for closure, and then accidentally started crying, and if i happened to get all clingy about it, do you think they'd be cool about it? or would they just kind of shoo me off the phone and hang up on me mid-tears?

2) also. is it, or, how illegal is it to send poo or trash, via snail mail?

thanks

haha, glad to see i'm not the only one who has thought of sending crap (literally) to those who reject me

 

[mjc48]

it's been my experience that when sending feces, dry ice and a cooler is preferable to just a card board box. for reference, you can contact: SUNY upstate, SUNY downstate, albert einstein, northwestern, pritzker, and albany.

 

[Jedix123]

If you guys need poo, I know where to get bucket fulls. Just goto any busy veterinary clinic (I work for one).

 

[MAC12383]

If you guys need poo, I know where to get bucket fulls. Just goto any busy veterinary clinic (I work for one).

Just in case anyone's interested...

www.fecalgram.com

Makes a bold statement

 

[LabMonster]

please indulge me by answering at least one of these? i just want to know.

1) i was wondering, when i get word from post-interviewed schools, and if they each were a rejection, and i called the adcoms to ask "why?!" just for closure, and then accidentally started crying, and if i happened to get all clingy about it, do you think they'd be cool about it? or would they just kind of shoo me off the phone and hang up on me mid-tears?

2) also. is it, or, how illegal is it to send poo or trash, via snail mail?

thanks

1.) Don't cry - they may answer your questions.

2.) Mail poo at your discretion - see #1. Not sure about legality - just use a plastic bag and make sure to pay by the pound. Oh - and put a label on the box reading "English Garden"

 

[red dot]

If you guys need poo, I know where to get bucket fulls. Just goto any busy veterinary clinic (I work for one).

thanks anyway, but i have leadership skills -- i can make my own 😱

(to the above poster, i wouldn't have it in a plastic bag inside a box or cooler. just poo in a box. it's ok if it smears the insides. maybe it'll be artsy in a pollock sort of way. but thanks for addressing the legality of this! not that i'd really do it... or would i?? muahahahaha)

 

[LizzyM]

thanks anyway, but i have leadership skills -- i can make my own 😱

(to the above poster, i wouldn't have it in a plastic bag inside a box or cooler. just poo in a box. it's ok if it smears the insides. maybe it'll be artsy in a pollock sort of way. but thanks for addressing the legality of this! not that i'd really do it... or would i?? muahahahaha)

I once worked in an academic office that on rare occasion would get fecal occult blood samples (poo smeared on a card & mailed from home) that were meant for our clinical office. A clueless secretary opened the envelope along with all the routine mail and then looked puzzled as to where the dry bits of "dirt" came from.

 

[Law2Doc]

2) also. is it, or, how illegal is it to send poo or trash, via snail mail?

It is illegal, and since USPS is a federal agency, would be a big time crime. I suggest hand delivery.

 

[red dot]

It is illegal, and since USPS is a federal agency, would be a big time crime. I suggest hand delivery.

thank you!

i suppose, instead, i could leave it in a burning paper bag outside their office, knock on the door, and dive into the bushes or something. 👍

 

[masterMood]

this is disgusting,kinda reminds me of the poop thread that i oversee T-20 days til bump baby!

 

[Anastasis]

I once worked in an academic office that on rare occasion would get fecal occult blood samples (poo smeared on a card & mailed from home) that were meant for our clinical office. A clueless secretary opened the envelope along with all the routine mail and then looked puzzled as to where the dry bits of "dirt" came from.

Eh - now that's just nasty. 😱