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"You play Bob Czagrinski, the greatest ambulance monkey to ever live... your partner Mortimer, however, leaves a little to be desired... "
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"You are in the elevator with your resuscitation gear and the angel of darkness. You look at the console and see the number 14 button lit.
Bob: 'We're going to the same floor - what a coincidence...'
Death remains motionless, but begins to speak. A strong wind current of wind swirls around your feet as it's words are uttered... It's voice is deeper than Barry White's, and it makes the elevator shake slightly.
Death: 'SHE'S MINE...'
Bob: 'I have 360 joules worth of 'bite me' slung over my shoulder and I say otherwise.' "
haha oh the ways I amuse myself
"You play Bob Czagrinski, the greatest ambulance monkey to ever live... your partner Mortimer, however, leaves a little to be desired... "
This is a hilarious website 👍 Check it out.
"You are in the elevator with your resuscitation gear and the angel of darkness. You look at the console and see the number 14 button lit.
Bob: 'We're going to the same floor - what a coincidence...'
Death remains motionless, but begins to speak. A strong wind current of wind swirls around your feet as it's words are uttered... It's voice is deeper than Barry White's, and it makes the elevator shake slightly.
Death: 'SHE'S MINE...'
Bob: 'I have 360 joules worth of 'bite me' slung over my shoulder and I say otherwise.' "
haha oh the ways I amuse myself
