You forgot to mention the double dipped brown blotter acid you ate the night before the exam.
Nahhh, Venty. That was back in my bodybuilding days, which brings up a funny story from exam day, which I didnt hear about 'til 7 or eight years later....met this dude several years back...turns out we took the written exam at the same time. I was taking in about 5500 calories a day back then, which is difficult to do when all you eat is turkey, tuna, yogurt, etc.
So on exam day I brought a bagful of an assortment of the above so I could maintain my normal caloric consumption.
It was my eating-during-the-exam that made the dude realize we had taken the exam on the same day...he was like...
"Soooooooooooooo............YOU were the musclehead that ate during the whole exam, huh?"
"Yeah, kinda."
"Man, I'd be really concentrating and outta nowhere I'd hear
riiiiiiiip, which was you opening up another one of those family size turkey packets!"
"
yeah, uhhhhh, sorry dude."
Thankfully he was laughing about it as he told the story.
I don't know if he passed or not.