Not an option that's available to us for Reasons. We have people that are allegedly covering for us but the system just doesn't work and isn't really looked after or enforced so it all comes down to us. We're specifically told that we are responsible for our clinic patients no matter what, but as I said that's a dictum that comes from the only primary care person that's involved in administration who has no idea what we actually do when we're not in clinic.
Honestly dispo doesn't bother me. It did at one point, but I realized that dispo issues are totally beyond my control. There is literally nothing I can do about not being able to safely discharge people when they don't have insurance or have property keeping them from going on medicare which keeps them from finding a nursing home that will accept them (nursing home's gotta get paid) or when they are a methadone maintenance patient on medicaid and the only nursing home that will take them cant or won't continue methadone maintenance. Can't fix it, no reason to worry about it and just accept it as an easy progress note and move on to the people with issues I can fix.
When it hits the extremes, say 2 or 3 weeks or more, hospital admin is good about moving those patients to a staff team. It's only so that they can make sure that the teams scheduled to admit on a given day are able to admit enough patients without hitting their caps early but whatever.
And I do absolutely loathe outpatient. I'm totally fine living on the edge of drowning for weeks at a time in the ICU but switch me over to clinic... I get bored and depressed and miserable. I never wanted anything to do with it when I applied for residency, but I wasn't good enough to do anything else so I got stuck in internal medicine where upwards of a third of my training is just pissed away in clinic.
Thankfully I'll be able to do pure critical care after I finish fellowship. Yes, I'll be pulm boarded but I don't ever actually plan on using and the clinic schedule is much, much more limited where I'll be doing fellowship.