Fun Terminology Game

[shauna]

Let's be realistic and list what these words REALLY mean! So far my favorites are:

Red Nucleus - A hot new dance club; The latest model sportscar.

The Ventromedial Group - An ambiguous California consulting firm.

Nucleus of the Solitary Tract - New funk band (Boy George, anyone?)

Schistosity (Geology) - A hip clothing store.

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[shauna]

Intraparietal Sulcus - an exotic pet fish

 

[MisterVeil]

Islets of Langerhans - A relaxing vacation spot off the coast of Denmark.

AV Node - A place where audio/video nerds gather.

Patella - A new spread that is a mix between peanut butter and Nutella!

 

[Geekchick921]

Islets of Langerhans - A relaxing vacation spot off the coast of Denmark.

AV Node - A place where audio/video nerds gather.

Patella - A new spread that is a mix between peanut butter and Nutella!

*Drool* Ever make a sandwich out of that? It's like a reese cup.

Glucagon - A mythical creature rumored to roam the Islets of Langerhans off the coast of Denmark.

 

[Omni]

Node of Ranvier- A historical place where a battle was fought against all odds by the brave commander, Ranvier, and his men

Bicep- A sex position that **censored** and the **censored** and **censored** and then gets it all on her face.

Deltoid- A mint that comes in an aluminum can that tastes mad good.

 

[PreMedder]

Node of Ranvier- A historical place where a battle was fought against all odds by the brave commander, Ranvier, and his men

Bicep- A sex position that **censored** and the **censored** and **censored** and then gets it all on her face.

Deltoid- A mint that comes in an aluminum can that tastes mad good.

 

[Iso4ane]

Humerus - The Funny Bone

DIP (Distal InterPhalangal joint)- A hole in the ground

Scapula - Similar to a spatula but more curvy for scooping

Hamate - What a little kid says after Thanksgiving dinner

Capitate - To attach a head back onto a person after decapitation

Helicase - Where scientist go to unwind

DNA - Doctors kNow All

Infraorbital Canal - A channel in atmosphere that allow objects to enter/exit orbit

Acromion - How a dyslexic spells "A Omicron"

T1-T12 - The first 12 models of killer robots built by Skynet

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
"What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"I can't see my ass coming into work today.

 

[TACMON]

spontaneous dentohydroplosion (noun): When one's teeth turn to liquid and then drip down the back of one's throat

 

[lorenzomicron]

Pi-Bar: where the physicists hang out after work

 

[FrkyBgStok]

Homolytic cleavage- when a fat guy pushes his manboobs together.

 

[willen101383]

spontaneous dentohydroplosion (noun): When one's teeth turn to liquid and then drip down the back of one's throat

Thanks Jim Halpert!

 

[roseglass6370]

Backside attack - ...um...yeah...

Stereochemistry - the study of radios

Acid anhydride - an really intense recreational drug; a psychedelic

 

[MisterVeil]

Ozone - Term used to describe the feeling you get while 'climaxing', either on your own or with a partner (eg, "I was with this girl and I was totally in the Ozone')

Insulin - Synthetic material, found in the lining of winter coats, used to trap heat.

Thrombin - How your head feels the morning after a night of heavy drinking

Prothrombin - Somebody who likes the feeling of a thrombin head

 

[deleted244469]

Metacarpal- A fish that unlocks his inner "chi"

 

[Iso4ane]

Ozone - Term used to describe the feeling you get while 'climaxing', either on your own or with a partner (eg, "I was with this girl and I was totally in the Ozone')

Insulin - Synthetic material, found in the lining of winter coats, used to trap heat.

Thrombin - How your head feels the morning after a night of heavy drinking

Prothrombin - Somebody who likes the feeling of a thrombin head

Then there is also Proinsulin - Or high quality insulin

Hippocampus - A college designed specifically for hippos

A Newton burger = A quarter pounder

Uranus - I don't think I need to explain this one.

 

[MisterVeil]

Hippocampus - A college designed specifically for hippos

A Newton burger = A quarter pounder

 

[shauna]

ROTFL to all!

 

[MisterVeil]

Femur - A female lemur

Sympathetic nervous system - A friendly support group for people with anxiety problems

Rhinoplasty - The process of preserving a rhinoceros by coating it in plastic

Macular degeneration - The decrease in game that a player or stud experiences as he ages

Prostate - For big government, ie a Democrat

Lipid bilayer - When you're traveling coach on an airplane and you get stuck in the middle seat between two "large" people

Optic nerve - What it takes to ogle an attractive woman without trying to hide it; usually precedes getting slapped (eg, "You've got a lot of optic nerve staring at me like that")

Gut flora - What you get when you swallow a lot of seeds

Substance P - A punk band based in LA


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