Funniest thing ever!!!!!

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I was snooping around the clinical rotations thread and found this. It is the funniest chief complaint thread. It's worth perusing... i promise.

I thougt I would add mine in as well from my time as a scribe in the ED.

A man came in screaming that his TAINT MEAT hurt(he was referring to the area between his anus and testicles). When the doctor asked him why he called it his "taint meat," he said "because it taint my ba**s and taint my a**hole."

http://forums.studentdoctor.net/showthread.php?t=400594

 

[KTownGT]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


😴

 

[Silverman780]

One call: I had this elderly woman (70+) that called with complaint of "Vagina pain" kept on wanting my partner and me to "do that thing my gynecologist does with that tool (vaginal speculum) where she looks in it" despite our repeated objections.

I got to drive😀

 

[cliffhuxtableDO]

post 96 of that thread is my favorite so far. i'll read the rest of the thread later. haha thanks for posting that link.