funny medical jokes...

[lattimer13]

i don't know if this is an old one, but i just heard it.

Q: what nerve stimulates the clitoris?

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[What the pho]

What do medical students and dental students have in common?

They both took the mcat, but the dental students just didn't do so well.

 

[mongoose]

Originally posted by lattimer13
i don't know if this is an old one, but i just heard it.

Q: what nerve stimulates the clitoris?

is it pudendal?

 

[ItsGavinC]

Originally posted by What the pho
What do medical students and dental students have in common?

They both took the mcat, but the dental students just didn't do so well.

Way funny.

 

[Susie7]

It's the lingual nerve!

 

[nuclearrabbit77]

Medicine is the only field where you tell a women to take off her clothes and her husband will pay you for it.

 

[surge]

Q: What do the vagina and the chorda tympani nerve have in common?

A: They both provide sensation to the anterior third of the tounge.

 

[nuclearrabbit77]

2/3rd?
=P

 

[surge]

It is the anterior 2/3rds of the tounge, indeed.

Where is Moore when you need him? 😀

 

[phil413ru]

This just shows what a nerd I am.

When having an unusually slow day for cognition, our Neuro proff was told "you must be running just on C fibers" Ha. Now, whenever I am a little slow on the uptake, the joke is that I am having a "c-fibers" day.
(This just goes to show how study has driven me insane😉 )

 

[lattimer13]

Originally posted by lattimer13
i don't know if this is an old one, but i just heard it.

Q: what nerve stimulates the clitoris?

A: the hypoglossal nerve

 

[lattimer13]

Originally posted by lattimer13
i don't know if this is an old one, but i just heard it.

Q: what nerve stimulates the clitoris?

the HYPOGLOSSAL NERVE

whoever said lingual nerve was wrong...it comes from the mandibular division of the trigeminal nerve to do general sense to the anterior 2/3 of the tongue. the hypoglossal nerve does motor innervation of the tongue.

 

[HamOnWholeWheat]

Originally posted by lattimer13
the HYPOGLOSSAL NERVE

whoever said lingual nerve was wrong...it comes from the mandibular division of the trigeminal nerve to do general sense to the anterior 2/3 of the tongue. the hypoglossal nerve does motor innervation of the tongue.

True, but lingual was funnier.

 

[smartreader]

Originally posted by lattimer13
i don't know if this is an old one, but i just heard it.

Q: what nerve stimulates the clitoris?

The MEDIAN nerve!

 

[ItsGavinC]

Originally posted by lattimer13
The hypoglossal nerve does motor innervation of the tongue.

Except the palatoglossus, which I use a lot.

 

[lattimer13]

Originally posted by HamOnWholeWheat
True, but lingual was funnier.

no it wasn't.🙄

 

[nutmegs]

Originally posted by surge
Q: What do the vagina and the chorda tympani nerve have in common?

A: They both provide sensation to the anterior third of the tounge.

sorry to crash the party, but that'd be "taste" there, sparky

 

[mongoose]

seems lots of people in here need to review anatomy.