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Discussion in 'Postbaccalaureate Programs' started by DrSumdae, Apr 16, 2007.

  1. DrSumdae

    Nov 23, 2006
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    I wanted to share this with all of you. I figured since it is a stressful time of the year for many of us, some nice comic relief would be welcome!

    Actual Writings on Hospital Charts by Doctors:
    1. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was hot in bed last night.
    2. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
    3. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.
    4. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
    5. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
    6. Discharge status: Alive but without my permission
    7. Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
    8. The patient refused autopsy.
    9. The patient has no previous history of suicides.
    10. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
    11. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.
    12. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
    13. She is numb from her toes down.
    14. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.
    15. The skin was moist and dry.
    16. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.
    17. Patient was alert and unresponsive.
    18. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.
    19. She statede that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.
    20. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
    21. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
    22. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
    23. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
    24. The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stock broker instead.
    25. Skin: somewhat pale but present
    26. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.
    27. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank, who felt we should sit on the abdoment and I agree.
    28. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.
    29. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

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  3. MDempress

    MDempress Junior Member

    Sep 13, 2005
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    I definitly needed this!:thumbup:

    LMAO:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  4. Heinz57

    Nov 17, 2006
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    :) Love it. Thanks!!
  5. PlAnEjaNe

    PlAnEjaNe Junior Member

    Feb 9, 2005
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    My favorite One!!! :laugh: :laugh:


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