Geriatrics PT anyone?

[PT Dad]

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A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.

The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'

'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. '

'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.

The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'

The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'

'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'

'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter...


Mess with seniors and you're going to Lose

 

[NewTestament]

You're a factory of crude jokes, PTDad!

The other day, I was at the Assisted Living Facility, and this exchange took place:

Supervisor: How are you today, sir?
Resident: Well how are you?
Supervisor: Fine
Resident: Good. Are you horny?

No joke! Elderly people say the most hilarious things.

Kevin

 

[PT Dad]

Kevin,
I know what you mean. My daughter has had many encounters with older patients. She thinks they're funny and cute. I think she's referring to me, haha. Seriously, she is pretty sure she wants to specialize in geriatrics PT. She loved that joke since she said that it was so on the mark as to how seniors talk to her.

 

[A Burly Man]

Down south in Boca Raton the grown folks have no problem letting out some GAS when their doing mini squats and other therapeutic exercises. Ladies included! The funny part is they think nothing of it and go about their way.