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A lady walked into a drug store and told the pharmacist she needed some
cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady explained she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'd lose my license. They'd throw both of us in jail." The lady reached into her purse, pulled out a photo of her husband in bed
with the pharmacist's wife, and handed it to the pharmacist. The pharmacist looked at the photo. "Well now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription."
cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady explained she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'd lose my license. They'd throw both of us in jail." The lady reached into her purse, pulled out a photo of her husband in bed
with the pharmacist's wife, and handed it to the pharmacist. The pharmacist looked at the photo. "Well now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription."
Heard this one before...but it was a man asking for cyanide to kill his wife...the prescription being a picture of his UGLY wife.
