Well ...........mrinalini & all my dear malayali friends ;
to all the malayalis out there pliss don maind!!am zimbly jawking
Actully I read your post several times and I draw you in my mind telling these jokes .I really wished if I could meet you in person to hear you telling me these jokes

. After some practice I decided to tell you this real story .
(PLEASE NO HARD FEELING WHEN YOU READ THIS. I RESPECT ALL RACES ,THIS IS JUST A PRACTICE OF MY TRUE VISIT TO INDIA LONG TIME AGO & I HOPE I AM NOT OFFENDING ANYONE HERE)................
Guys !!!!,The REASSSON why I enjoied the company of many Indians in this forum is the following :
Although I never encountered or ZEEN any Indian in my home country Syria ,but AIYAM very familiar with you GUYSS .......ZIMPLY BECOSS I lived FOR 14 YEARSS in the GELFF .When I WASS 2 YEARSS old,my dad went there to YEARN money .........not in THUUBAI,but in Saudi where my UNGLE used to work .
WUN more REASSON, is that I MYZELF visited India when I was 9 years old & I stayed there for two monthes,I RIYALLY liked India sooooooooo much .In the first days of this visit, I thought that India is gonna be like what I used to watch in movies when I was a kid. I mean, I thought that the moment the plane's door opens, I will see this group of chicks dressed in flying colored indian costumes & they will start dancing on the airport floor ZIMBLY COSS I arrived .......................(DON blame me guys ,many Indian movies gave me this impression ).
When this did not happen,I asked my mom......"where are they
🙁 🙁 🙁 ???? ".It was hard for her to convince me that things in movies DON allways exist the same in real world .I visited several places ;Bombay,New delhee,Keshmeer(my mom bugged my dad like a bee & did not let him leave Keshmeer without buying her a carpet ) .She also bought a blue Indian costume to wear .
We went to Taj-Mahal(..........and the same story with my mom ,she did not leave the spot unless my dad get her an embossed solid of it ) .We also visited many nice TEMBLES & I was astonished with the architecture .I liked the old OTOS there ,but what surprised me the most is that it was POPE-ULAR that many of them turned their engines off whenever we stopped at traffic lights .When we asked the taxi driver about it ,he told us that it WASS to economize the gas .
WOKAY......that was not a JAWK rather than a true story . AIYAM very BISSI now & I have to go to bed in order to start with my BUKKES (manuals) tomorrow.I have been trying to start reading for a week now ,but this SDN is depriving me everything......
