I was about to do a femoral stick (with my Chief) on Ms. P., when she poped "The Question." Me: Hi, Ms. P. Ms. P.: Hello. Who are you? Me: My name is Leukocyte, I am a 3rd year Medical. Stud.. I just want to draw some blood from your leg. Ms. P.: Med. Stud.? From UMDNJ? (I was at a UMDNJ hospital). Me: No. I go to Ross U. Ms. P.: Where is that? Me: Dominica, in the Caribbean. Ms. P: In the Ca-rib-bean!!!!!. IN THE CA-RIB-BEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why did you go to the ca-rib-bean?!. Me: Ahhhhhh........................................... Chief Res.: Well we all have our preferances, and Leukocyte here wanted to go to the Caribbean. As simple as that. Ms. P.: Yes, buy why the Ca-rib-bean?! Isn't it were poor students go? (The chief and I staring blankly at the patient with shock) Ms. P: (To my Chief Res.) Are you a doctor? Chief: Yes. Ms. P.: You want to draw my blood? Chief: Yes, but Leukocyte is the one who is doing it. Ms. P.: I prefer that you do it. Me: (and feeling like a looser).