I was about to do a femoral stick (with my Chief) on Ms. P., when she poped "The Question."
Me: Hi, Ms. P.
Ms. P.: Hello. Who are you?
Me: My name is Leukocyte, I am a 3rd year Medical. Stud.. I just want to draw some blood from your leg.
Ms. P.: Med. Stud.? From UMDNJ? (I was at a UMDNJ hospital).
Me: No. I go to Ross U.
Ms. P.: Where is that?
Me: Dominica, in the Caribbean.
Ms. P: In the Ca-rib-bean!!!!!. IN THE CA-RIB-BEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why did you go to the ca-rib-bean?!.
Me: Ahhhhhh...........................................
Chief Res.: Well we all have our preferances, and Leukocyte here wanted to go to the Caribbean. As simple as that.
Ms. P.: Yes, buy why the Ca-rib-bean?! Isn't it were poor students go?
(The chief and I staring blankly at the patient with shock)
Ms. P: (To my Chief Res.) Are you a doctor?
Chief: Yes.
Ms. P.: You want to draw my blood?
Chief: Yes, but Leukocyte is the one who is doing it.
Ms. P.: I prefer that you do it.
Me: (and feeling like a looser).
Me: Hi, Ms. P.
Ms. P.: Hello. Who are you?
Me: My name is Leukocyte, I am a 3rd year Medical. Stud.. I just want to draw some blood from your leg.
Ms. P.: Med. Stud.? From UMDNJ? (I was at a UMDNJ hospital).
Me: No. I go to Ross U.
Ms. P.: Where is that?
Me: Dominica, in the Caribbean.
Ms. P: In the Ca-rib-bean!!!!!. IN THE CA-RIB-BEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why did you go to the ca-rib-bean?!.
Me: Ahhhhhh...........................................
Chief Res.: Well we all have our preferances, and Leukocyte here wanted to go to the Caribbean. As simple as that.
Ms. P.: Yes, buy why the Ca-rib-bean?! Isn't it were poor students go?
(The chief and I staring blankly at the patient with shock)
Ms. P: (To my Chief Res.) Are you a doctor?
Chief: Yes.
Ms. P.: You want to draw my blood?
Chief: Yes, but Leukocyte is the one who is doing it.
Ms. P.: I prefer that you do it.
Me: (and feeling like a looser).