Honest Question (for males)

[HughMyron]

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I agree,


A Shore Thing makes 50 Shades of Grey look like it was written by Voltaire....

I didn't know Snooki was literate tbh.

 

[911 Turbo]

I didn't know Snooki was literate tbh.

Oh you bet!

An excerpt... *clears throat*

Chapter one

Life was hard. But a pouf? That should be easy.
Giovanna "Gia" Spumanti was a hair raising pro. She'd been banging out poufs since age eleven, or as soon as her fingers were long enough to hold a bottle of Deluxe Aqua Net. After ten years of trial and error to find the right combination of spray, twisting and shine serum, Gia could add four inches to her overall height — which, at five feet flat, she could use. Gia's pouf defied the laws of gravity. It was her crowning glory. Although she'd love to wear an actual crown or a rhinestone tiara whenever she left the house, it just wasn't practical. It could fly off on the dance floor, and take out an eye. The pouf, however, wasn't going anywhere (but up).



Tonight, humidity was a bitch. Her thick black mane refused to cooperate. Gia brushed it out to start over — again — feeling discouraged. Her first night out in Seaside Heights, New Jersey, she wanted to present the best version of herself. Hundreds of guys would get a look at her, and she'd be searching among them for her near future fling(s). After the year she had back home in Brooklyn — landing and losing a couple of jobs and boyfriends — she deserved the sexiest summer ever.



Gia hoisted the front section of her hair, holding it high over her head with one hand. With her other hand, she gave it a blast of spray. Then she twisted the clump into a bubble, and fastened it in the back with a butterfly clip, aka, a tramp clamp. Her tried and true technique should have worked. But her bump fell to one side like a deflated tire.



"Waa!" she whined at her reflection, but just for a second. Complaining wouldn't fix her pouf. It wouldn't make her tall and skinny. Or turn her rented Seaside Heights beach house/dump into a palace.








Oh boy... can't wait to attract all these kinds of women if become a doctor..

 

[SpecterGT260]

weird... I always thought it was spelled "Poof"