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Read till the end, excerpted from website:
HOSPITAL CHART BLOOPERS>>
Actual WRITING from hospital charts:
1.The patient refused autopsy.
2.The patient has no previous history of suicide.
3.Pt. has left white blood cells at another hospital.
4.NOTE: Patient here recovering from forehead cut. Patient became very angry when
given an enema by mistake.
5.Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
6.On the second day the knee was better, & on the 3rd day it disappeared.
7.The patient is tearful & crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
8.The patient has been depressed since he began seeing me in 1993.
9.Discharge status: Alive but without permission.
10.Healthy appearing 69 year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
11. Patient had waffles for breakfast & anorexia for lunch.
12.She is numb from her toes down.
13. While in ER, she was examined,x-rated & sent home.
14.The skin was moist & dry.
15.Occasional,constant infrequent headaches.
16.Pt. was alert & unresponsive
17.rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.
18.She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.
19.I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
20.Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
21.The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
22.Skin: somewhat pale but present
23.Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
Read till the end, excerpted from website:
HOSPITAL CHART BLOOPERS>>
Actual WRITING from hospital charts:
1.The patient refused autopsy.
2.The patient has no previous history of suicide.
3.Pt. has left white blood cells at another hospital.
4.NOTE: Patient here recovering from forehead cut. Patient became very angry when
given an enema by mistake.
5.Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
6.On the second day the knee was better, & on the 3rd day it disappeared.
7.The patient is tearful & crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
8.The patient has been depressed since he began seeing me in 1993.
9.Discharge status: Alive but without permission.
10.Healthy appearing 69 year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
11. Patient had waffles for breakfast & anorexia for lunch.
12.She is numb from her toes down.
13. While in ER, she was examined,x-rated & sent home.
14.The skin was moist & dry.
15.Occasional,constant infrequent headaches.
16.Pt. was alert & unresponsive
17.rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.
18.She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.
19.I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
20.Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
21.The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
22.Skin: somewhat pale but present
23.Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
