READ TIL THE END..... Read till the end, excerpted from website: HOSPITAL CHART BLOOPERS>> Actual WRITING from hospital charts: 1.The patient refused autopsy. 2.The patient has no previous history of suicide. 3.Pt. has left white blood cells at another hospital. 4.NOTE: Patient here recovering from forehead cut. Patient became very angry when given an enema by mistake. 5.Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. 6.On the second day the knee was better, & on the 3rd day it disappeared. 7.The patient is tearful & crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed. 8.The patient has been depressed since he began seeing me in 1993. 9.Discharge status: Alive but without permission. 10.Healthy appearing 69 year old male, mentally alert but forgetful. 11. Patient had waffles for breakfast & anorexia for lunch. 12.She is numb from her toes down. 13. While in ER, she was examined,x-rated & sent home. 14.The skin was moist & dry. 15.Occasional,constant infrequent headaches. 16.Pt. was alert & unresponsive 17.rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid. 18.She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce. 19.I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy. 20.Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized. 21.The lab test indicated abnormal lover function. 22.Skin: somewhat pale but present 23.Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.