Hoverboard Injuries

[narcusprince]

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With the new hoverboards out there I wonder if you guys have seen any closed head injuries from them? Im sure 3-6 months you will.

 

[IlDestriero]

No head injuries yet, but several fractures.

 

[pgg]

Mike Tyson just had a hoverboard mishap. It'd be a shame if he took a blow to the head and couldn't make any more Mike Tyson Mysteries episodes.

 

[ZzzPlz]

And carbon monoxide poisoning after they set the house on fire.

 

[jthedestroyr]

Have any of you seen Idiocracy? I feel like that's what's happening with medicine.

I honestly feel the majority of the patients we treat, we're just hindering what natural selection intended to accomplish.

 

[Mad Jack]

I'm surprised there aren't more injuries from people hitting hoverboard riders in their punchable faces. I don't know what it is, but seeing someone on one of those things really makes me instantly hate them for no good reason.

 

[Ronin786]

Have any of you seen Idiocracy? I feel like that's what's happening with medicine.

I honestly feel the majority of the patients we treat, we're just hindering what natural selection intended to accomplish.

That movie is frighteningly accurate. Terrible movie overall, but a few of their far-fetched ideas don't seem too far-fetched anymore.

 

[narcusprince]

Mike Tyson just had a hoverboard mishap. It'd be a shame if he took a blow to the head and couldn't make any more Mike Tyson Mysteries episodes.

I applaud Mike Tyson. Prison stints, terrible personal life, boxing career, even through all the drama he still is reinvents himself and is still quite popular!

 

[IlDestriero]

Who doesn't like Mike? He's a flawed hero.

 

[narcusprince]

So is Bill Cosby.......

 

[pgg]

Anybody who can make fun of himself by getting involved in a Scooby Doo ripoff with a foul-mouthed pigeon can't be all bad.

Bill Cosby is just creepy though.

 

[Spinach Dip]

That movie is frighteningly accurate. Terrible movie overall, but a few of their far-fetched ideas don't seem too far-fetched anymore.

What part of Idiocracy was a movie? I thought it was a documentary.

 

[GlowInTheDark]

Assisted with an ankle fx the other day. 6'5 290lb lineman...taken out by a hover board.

 

[deleted162650]

Hoverboards are like Segways' gay little brother

 

[narcusprince]

Assisted with an ankle fx the other day. 6'5 290lb lineman...taken out by a hover board.

Interesting case. I am waiting for the midnight crani from some drunk idiot getting an sdh. Btw #FREEBILLCOSBY

 

[DrDrummer]

Two epidurals in my buddy's PICU, I've seen two bad kid fractures and an adult SDH, and another thread in the EM forum with some cases that didn't make the ORs.

 

[pgg]

#FREEBILLCOSBY

Wat

You know he's free on bail, right?