I mean this in the nicest way possible, but
1 to accuse the person inserting the light bulb of being a gunner
1 actual gunner to attempt to sabotage the light bulb insertion
1 to ask about possible light bulb insertion manuals or perhaps prep classes
1 to ask about techniques for preparing for light bulb insertion even though he/she wont be inserting a light bulb for another 3 years
1 to ask if he/she is qualified for light bulb insertion
1 to reassure the nervous potential light bulb inserter
1 to wonder about the importance of a high score on the light bulb insertion test in the probability of being able to insert the light bulb
1 to wonder about how much bearing other activities will have on the insertion process
1 to debate the merits of light bulbs versus alternative light sources
1 to insist that graduates of Ivy League schools are more likely to be able to insert a light bulb
1 to insist that all graduates are equally capable of inserting the light bulb
1 to argue that it only matters if you insert the light bulb in a US News ranked socket
1 to debate the merits of the different sockets
1 to debate the role of affirmative action in light bulb insertion
1 to decry the current economics of light bulbs
1 to wonder about the correct clothing to wear during light bulb insertion
1 to pontificate on the ethics of light bulb use
1 to point out that common sense was spelled wrong in the thread title
1 to laugh at it all
and 1 to screw the light bulb in.
By my count, thats 20. Im sure I missed some.
😀
That said, I love this neurotic little place and I wouldn't trade it for sanity. 🙂