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I was reading something about residents taking home call on a website for a residency program. So how exactly does this work?
I was reading something about residents taking home call on a website for a residency program. So how exactly does this work?
I was reading something about residents taking home call on a website for a residency program. So how exactly does this work?
Sounds like my ENT rotation but without mention of the projectile hemoptysis and flying trach phlegmballs.We only did home call for a very few off service rotations.
"Beep Beep Beep"
"Yes, yes...ok, I'll be there in 10 minutes".
Back home in bed..."Beep Beep Beep"
"Really? I just left...ok, I'll be there in 10 minutes."
Driving home..."Beep Beep Beep"
"****. What now? Fine. I'll turn around.
Decide to stay in call room. No going home early post-call because you had "plenty of sleep" on home call.
😡
Sounds like my ENT rotation but without mention of the projectile hemoptysis and flying trach phlegmballs.![]()
Depends on what service you are covering on home call as to how "bad" it is. Some rotations rarely require you to go in at night (although phone calls from nursing can seem relentless).
Ugh peds surg call here. "What? You are paging me at 2am to notify me that you are giving tylenol, which I already wrote for on the admission orders, to the child with a perforated appendix who has a fever that I told you they would have? Thanks."
"The child's mother is upset that the child is NPO for surgery but their throat hurts and they want a popsicle and you want me to come explain AGAIN why they need to be NPO?"
"What do you mean that you think the child is sad and lonely and needs benadryl? Benadryl will make them go to sleep and stop hitting the call button but it's really not a treatment for 'sad.' Oh, all the child-life professionals have gone home and locked up the iPads and so they need Benadryl?"
Ahh, home call. Last night, as I was sitting in the ED in the wee hours waiting for the conscious sedation nurse to show up so I could sew up a kid's face, I had this priceless exchange with the ED attending::
ED - wow,you've been waiting awhile, sorry
Me - yeah, thanks [big yawn]
ED - wow, I know who's sleeping in tomorrow!
Me - yeah, NOT ME.... I've got a full day of cases
ED - wait - you don't get the day off!?!? oh god....
The team magically showed up 5 seconds later, and the attending basically hustled me out the second the lac was closed.
Today was NOT fun.....
Ok, now I know you are living my life over again.
Everything you've written above has happened to me.
My favorites were the 0200 pages from the peds residents, asking...no, telling us to put in a port for chemo on one of the kiddos who'd been in house for days.
PR: "yeah, we need a stat port on this kiddo so he can get his chemo"
GS: "sooooo...how long has this kid been here? And why is the port stat?"
PR: "he's been here for a week and my attending wants the port stat so we can start chemo tomorrow. You can just add it on to your schedule tomorrow as first case."
GS: "(sure that the kid had needed a port for a week but the intern simply forgot to consult us and just now remembered). uh yeah, no. The first case isn't going to be bumped. We'll get to it when we can."
Sadly, our Peds Surg attendings kissed everyone's arses so we never got to tell the Peds team what we thought of their plans or calling us last minute with everything.
Two words that boil my blood even though I haven't rotated on peds surg in over a year:
Broviac. Repair.
Ugh. I hated peds surg so much.
Or when the nurse told me (as a PGY3) that "no offense" but she really needed to ask the fellow before accepting my order.
While we're on the topic of pediatric nurses how about those phone calls for lost or difficult IV access?
When you'd respond appropriately that you would be up to see the kiddo and get an IV in, you'd be met with a tirade which pretty much said there's no way in hell we're allowing any resident to touch this child.
While we're on the topic of pediatric nurses how about those phone calls for lost or difficult IV access?
When you'd respond appropriately that you would be up to see the kiddo and get an IV in, you'd be met with a tirade which pretty much said there's no way in hell we're allowing any resident to touch this child.
Me too. I think my blood pressure doubled at the repressed memories that are being triggered by this thread. I had forgotten all about Broviacs. Thanks a lot. 😡I'm literally getting chest pain from the PTSD that these pedi surg stories are triggering,...
Me too. I think my blood pressure doubled at the repressed memories that are being triggered by this thread. I had forgotten all about Broviacs. Thanks a lot. 😡
To steer the convo away from pediworld, as an attending, aside from the stupid Tylenol order requests in the middle of the night, the most annoying call I fielded from home went like this:
me: (3 am) This is Dr. Smurfette, returning a page.
RN: Hi. Ms X, one of your partner's patients in room 1234 wants a cigarette really bad. Can I get an order for a nicotine patch?
me: (thinking wtf???) um...no. That can wait until morning.
RN: she says she'll sign out AMA if she doesn't get a patch or get to smoke. Can I let her go outside to smoke?
me: If she goes outside to smoke, she needs to do it off hospital property. If she leaves the property, she needs to sign an AMA form.
RN: So she needs to sign out AMA to smoke? That doesn't seem right. A patch is a lot easier.
me: Yes, she would need to sign the form. Because as a doctor, my medical advice is not to smoke, as well as not to leave hospital grounds if sick enough to be an inpatient.
RN: well, she is not going to take this news well. Are you sure she can't get the patch? She's scheduled for the OR in the AM.
me: [now wide awake and absolutely not going to give patch based on principle] No, she can't have the patch. First, it's going to need to be removed for surgery anyhow. Second, it takes time to take effect. It does not provide instant relief.
RN: oh, ok. I'll tell her. Bye.
1 hour later:
RN: she is going crazy here. Can I get that order for a nicotine patch?
me: no.
5:30 am, essentially same page and conversation.
6 am: RN calls my partner despite him being off, dissatisfied with my responses. Asks him for order for patch. Answer: no.![]()
We only did home call for a very few off service rotations.
that's why ill make the orders (restraints for example) for only 12 hours...then it DOES expire during the day.
of course the day nurses usually miss it cuz they are busy and the night nurses catch it between checking their Facebook accounts and bidding on ebay...
My favorite home call story was on peds at 0600 for a kid who was just a couple of mls under the amount that would average 30ml/kg/hr. Not a patient in the unit, not an infant where a few mls may actually make a difference, not a kid with a foley. I am not sure why there was even an order to call if UOP < whatever (maybe it was just part of the admission order set), but it wasn't even like they were calling for just the last hour or whatever, it was the average for the entire shift. I managed to remain polite as I told the nurse we would be rounding shortly and that I had no new order, but my husband who was awakened by the call decided to recommend that the nurse pick the kid up and squeeze a couple of mls out. Luckily, I think the call disconnected before the nurse could hear that part. Who knows what would have happened if they had.
Seriously though, what the hell is wrong with people that they wouldn't bother to actually calculate things until the end of shift, then would bother someone when they know rounds would happen soon.
We didn't really have the option of doing home call in my residency. While I know it seems more relaxing to be able to stay at home much of the night rather than be running around the hospital, there's certainly tremendous value in actively watching the condition of patients you admit evolve throughout the night.