I can't tell if you're being sarcastic.
If not, then I am surprised.
Often our views on medicine are similar.
However, I will openly admit that I lost my last stethoscope during my PGY3 year and I have not even briefly considered buying another one...during PGY4, 2 years as an academic attending, 2 years as a fellow, or the last three years as an attending.
I did briefly consider carrying a "pocket ultrasound".
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