One nurse told me that a 10cc flush was $10. Any truth to that?
This is representative of the "urban myth" that gets perpetuated in the hospital time and time again. One person, completely pulling a number out of their ass, quotes some totally made up dollar amount... and it somehow spreads like wildfire until everyone believes it.
We don't even track the usage of our pre-filled saline syringes in the hospital. That, right there, tells you that it ain't $10 a pop.
I had a relatively recent example of the hospital "urban myth" that I went on an active campaign to stop. They were the "purple towels" that people use to wipe down surfaces and equipment in the OR between cases. Somehow, the rumor got out that these were carcinogenic. How did I almost get sucker-punched by this myth? Well, I'll tell you...
During a case, I whipped one of these out and started wiping down my stethoscope, because we were doing a MRSA case. The circulator, about 50-years-old, fat, and crotchety (you know, the "I've been here for 30 years and I know more than you ever will, you stupid resident" type), looks over at me and watches me grab the plastic dispenser. She doesn't say anyting until I pop the lid and pull one out. As I'm wiping down my stethoscope, she barks at me, "Put gloves on!"
"Huh?", I say back to her.
"PUT GLOVES ON!" she demands.
I respond, "Why?"
"Well, fine," she then says dismissively, "get cancer if you want."
Now, I'd overheard this, other OR and ancillary staff repeating this mantra, off and on since I'd started residency. But, it had never been so pointedly directed at me, though. Over the years, I'd simply laughed at it when I heard it, and hadn't thought much else about it. But, now this know-it-all nurse had finally thrown down the gauntlet.
"These things don't cause
cancer," I say.
"Ummm... yes. They. Do.", she responds matter of factly with her eyes in that wide-open disdainful and reproachful look you'd see in your visiting aunt's face when you were 7-years-old as you tried to sneak a piece of candy before Thanskgiving dinner.
"Ummm. No. They. Don't." I say back to her, returning the challenge and continuing to wipe my stethoscope with the towellete in my bare hand.
Now, I've done this, I dunno, probably hundreds of times before. My hands have never gotten irritated, I've never had any skin reaction, and I haven't noticed any fungating squamous lesions developing on my hands.
"Well, go ahead then," she continues on, "suit yourself."
"Sandy," I won't drop it at this point. We are in a Mexican standoff. "Where did you hear that these things cause cancer?"
"Like I said," she replies again, "suit yourself." Implying that I'm a *****, she's dropping some golden wisdom on me that I'm foolishly ignoring, and I'm only now going to become a victim of my own choosing. Nevermind the fact that she's about 80 lbs overweight, sneaks out for "breathing treatments" (a.k.a. puffs on the cancer stick) between cases and on breaks, and is generally 10-15 years older appearing than her actual age.
I continue on, somewhat rhetorically, "Do you honestly believe that OSHA, the Department of Health, and every other agency that supervises hospitals is going to let us
wipe down the
operating room surfaces with a carcinogenic substance?"
"Fine," she says more meekly now, "have it your way." I note a crack in the veneer of certainty.
Between cases, I go to the lounge and download the MSDS (that's the "materials safety datasheet", for the uninitiated) on all the active substances listed on the container. Nowhere on that list of substances are any of the components labeled "carcinogenic", even in laboratory animal tests. I find her later, and hand it to her.
"Sandy," I tell her as I do so, "I just want you to be informed. This stuff
can be a skin irritant, but I've never had a problem with it. That's why whomever told you to wear gloves did so. Certainly, nothing in it is carcinogenic."
"Listen," she won't let it go, "I'm just telling you what we were told during our inservice when we started using these a coupla years ago. That nursing supervisor
clearly said that these cause cancer."
"Well, I'm now informing you that they don't." And, with that, I walked away.
It wasn't two weeks later that I heard a different nurse say the same thing to me. And, we went through the process all over again.
Now, I realize that many of you might think that I'm exercising the ritual of beating my head against the wall here. But, I will tell you this: it is your responsiblity, in matters of
fact, to inform people when they are wrong either in a way that is overly repressive or in matters where something otherwise dangerous might occur. This is how people learn and "urban myths" are dispelled. You won't get through to everyone, but not only did people overhearing our conversation in that OR get it, other people sitting at the lounge table when I handed her the MSDS got it. You may be perceived as somewhat of an opinionated ******* in the process, but next time guess who people are going to trust, respect, and listen to in a crisis (which may not be a good thing all the time)?
Long story short, I no longer hear this "urban myth" repeated in our OR. Sure, people should generally wear gloves when they handle these wipettes because they can cause skin irritation. But, they definitely do not cause cancer.
It is amazing the chicanery some will employ (the nursing supervisor who did the inservice, who I fully believed Sandy when she stated that the staff was told the that the wipes cause cancer... whether this supervisor actually believed that herself or not) to get people to comply with what they perceive to be the right thing to do.
So, let's not let that happen here until someone supplies us with some clear facts on what these pre-filled saline syringes actually cost. Don't repeat the rumor. Speculation does nothing but foster misinformation. And, misinformation becomes far too easy to repeat.
It may very well be that this nurse was told these things cost $10 per unit so she wouldn't be wasteful with them. But, lying to people in order to draw on some inner sense of right and wrong - or by instilling fear - simply to get them to comply, to me, is the basest form of human motivation and control.
-copro