How NOT to get into medical school....

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I wonder if this was a class that allowed you to drop an exam grade, and this guy was super smart, and this was the last exam.

Who would goof off like that and fail so miserably? But it is funny!
 
Yeh this is a joke. It doesn't seem real.

Nevertheless, freaking hilarious. I loved the Santa's sleigh structure with the HO HOs. HAHAHA!
 
DoctorSaab said:
Yeh this is a joke. It doesn't seem real.

Nevertheless, freaking hilarious. I loved the Santa's sleigh structure with the HO HOs. HAHAHA!
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It seems he also plays World of Warcraft. This guy is AWESOME! 🙂
 
Ok. Let's go over this one more time...



Drugs are baaaaaaaaaad. okay???


Perhaps this should be in every premed advisor's office with the "This is your brain on drugs" slogan underneath.
 
GG43 said:
I love that the grader changed "Louis" to "Lewis". :laugh:
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That was the best part. Because I'm a nerd I did notice that he got a line wrong in the poem, so shouldn't receive full credit for that answer.

-Bill Brasky
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
"Second: The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky except for the part about planting apple trees and not raping men.

Third: He gave a hand-job to a manta ray.

First: [Incoherent babble]

Third: I hear ya' buddy. To Bill Brasky.

Together: Bill Brasky.

Big Booming Voice: I'm Bill Brasky, and I just cornered the market on booze. Who wants a drink?

Together: BILL BRASKY!! "
 
I had a chemistry professor that told us to "draw a horse" if we did not know the answer. I never had to draw one, but the people that did said that they received partial credit for them.
 
I've never drawn a horse, but I have received partial credit for not knowing the answer but writing down "I have no flippin' idea -but I know it's not THIS: " and giving something.
 
The worst I ever did was to use, "magic" as a reagent on an ochem exam.

Although, whenever I was in a class that dropped one test, I usually would just not show up to one of the exams.
 
Bill_Brasky said:
That was the best part. Because I'm a nerd I did notice that he got a line wrong in the poem, so shouldn't receive full credit for that answer.

I laughed out loud at this part, too!

You know, during the third midterm of O-chem II, about midway through, a girl stood up and left, weeping (and not quietly!). Nothing makes you feel like crying or going crazy like sitting for an O-Chem midterm without being prepared.
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mj1878 said:
Bill_Brasky said:
That was the best part. Because I'm a nerd I did notice that he got a line wrong in the poem, so shouldn't receive full credit for that answer.

I laughed out loud at this part, too!

You know, during the third midterm of O-chem II, about midway through, a girl stood up and left, weeping (and not quietly!). Nothing makes you feel like crying or going crazy like sitting for an O-Chem midterm without being prepared.
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i have to say...those questions were rather difficult organic chem Q's....I still don't even know why it was a requirement for a medical school though.
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hooperg said:
It seems he also plays World of Warcraft. This guy is AWESOME! 🙂
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He also seems to read The Sports Guy on ESPN Page 2 (the ESPN8 "The Ocho" reference).
 
wow.. I should of done that.

There is still a chance in med school. What did this poor guy do with the rest of the time. He must of been bored.

Also, someone could of made this up!!!! hmmm gives me an idea.

Actually once in French class we were told to write a paragraph on what we would like to do in the future. So I memorized this crazy paragraph about going to Vatican city, and drinking my brains out on st-peter square and shouting to the pop to come down and help me up... The teacher did not say much, she just marked my mistakes.
 
OK, obviously photoshop. But funny nonetheless.
 
San_Juan_Sun said:
He also seems to read The Sports Guy on ESPN Page 2 (the ESPN8 "The Ocho" reference).
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You're kidding, right?

ESPN 8 "The Ocho" is from the movie Dodgeball.
 
CatsandCradles said:
So this person got a 04?

Man someone had a rough day. But I do think this was some sort of internet prank 🙂
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Oh wait I didn't know that I had to press the "Next button"! No wonder I!

I was looking at only the front page!


There's that one carbon chain with chuck norris and memphis attached :laugh:
 
OSUdoc08 said:
You're kidding, right?

ESPN 8 "The Ocho" is from the movie Dodgeball.
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Pardon me. I was a bit busy when Dodgeball came out, and have unfortunately missed that one.

However, it appears that I referenced a reference, which puts me only a step or two away from Kevin Bacon. 🙂
 
Hahahaha this reminds me of my first exam in Orgo II, take one. I knew I was going to drop the class, and it was already past the withdraw deadline, so I stuck around just long enough to take the first exam and see how well I could do without studying. I ended up getting 8 points (out of 100, if I remember correctly). On the rest of the exam I made orgo comics. Hexanol man, Orgo girl, etc. The graders did not seem to appreciate my humor.
 
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