How to avoid distractions such as women?

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I can usually get myself entranced in studying however I have a problem that ladies can get me distracted, being attractive and smart is not a good combination. Even though I am smarter than most I get emotionally attached to toxic relationships with women and they all want me but end up hurting me where I spiral. I can't get hurt during medical school and want to devote myself... 🙂
 
4/10

You get points for a clickable title and having a short enough post to read through all the way, but lose it in the almost cliche exclamation of "Heaven help me, I'm so very ridiculously good looking." Plus it doesn't give room for perpetuating the thread onto a more volatile topic.

On another topic, when can I start calling myself a Medical Student and change my status. I'm about 28 days from orientation, that qualifies me for pretending I know what its like to be a med student, right??? (There, I threw OP a bone.)
 
Invest in a fleshlight?

This is not a joke.
 
I know man, it's so hard not to throw out the med school card at the undergrad bar and every other opportunity. Especially when you're as handsome and intelligent as myself. Fish in a barrel, baby. You can't just not shave-they go for the messy look. You can't just get fat, some girls like chubby guys. You could scald your face with , but you need that money maker for the nurses down the road.
I just embraced it and made sure to strap on a jimmy hat before heading out the door every morning. You could start by wearing a fake wedding ring, or just wife down a grad school/young professional gf.
 
Troll. 3/10. Too obvious. Trolls probably would like fleshlights though.
 
I think you might be the greatest male doctor if you get someone like Dr Shindel or the urologist in Michigan to cut your testicles off.
 
This has the potential to be the single greatest thread in SDN history. Don't let it die so quickly.

There was a post in allo a while back about cruising the bar, looking for chicks. Using little things they like to get back to their place...I need to find it...And link it...
 
There's the Game of Thrones Varys/Theon Greyjoy solution...

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Preintel said:
I can usually get myself entranced in studying however I have a problem that ladies can get me distracted, being attractive and smart is not a good combination. Even though I am smarter than most I get emotionally attached to toxic relationships with women and they all want me but end up hurting me where I spiral. I can't get hurt during medical school and want to devote myself... 🙂
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Its ok, most will be married or engaged anyway.
 
Preintel said:
I can usually get myself entranced in studying however I have a problem that ladies can get me distracted, being attractive and smart is not a good combination. Even though I am smarter than most I get emotionally attached to toxic relationships with women and they all want me but end up hurting me where I spiral. I can't get hurt during medical school and want to devote myself... 🙂
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Study at home and every time you feel aroused just beat it. Easy access to your bed right there.
 
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