OH, THAT kind of submit 🙄
My adviser is hardly ever around, so I can understand the pain. Maybe a couple of death threats and some bomb scares might do the trick 🙂 If not, there is always good ole', ole' fashioned bribery 😛
Oh a (slightly) more serious note, have you tried nagging? Sometimes when I bring up a subject every time I see my adviser, I tend to keep it on his mind and it gets done a little faster.
Where are you submitting to?