Ok people, This may border on pathological behavior, but I thought I'd share it anyway since a little weirdness is sometimes called for. How are you guys planning to go about the act of opening that envelope? Any veterans out there with interesting stories? Cheers to the strangest story/plan! Here's mine: I will take the envelope directly from my mailbox to my car. I will drive to a local park which I love. I will sit at one of the park benches, hesitate for a few minutes while contemplating life, and finally decide to open the damn envelope. I will a) jump for joy, grab a bottle of Stolichnaya and take the rest of the day off or b) head for the batting cages to unleash some frustration. Let's hope for option "a". What can I say, I'm a drama queen I guess... Good luck all.