How to TCOM

[Drrrrrr. Celty]

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Lol, sorry for the lulz title.
But yes, how does a non-Texas, with limited connections to Texas make it into TCOM. Any advice? Or is it just a completely ill advised endeavor.

 

[DrWily]

Lol, sorry for the lulz title.
But yes, how does a non-Texas, with limited connections to Texas make it into TCOM. Any advice? Or is it just a completely ill advised endeavor.

Follow these simple steps:

1) Make sure you have above TCOM's average applicant stats
2) Apply through TMDSAS (pain in the ass)
3) Pray to your God
4) ????????????????????
5) TCOM


It's only ill advised if you suck.


Edit: Forgot this other, simpler route:

1) Move to Texas
2) Work for 1 year before applying
3) See above Steps 2-5

 

[Drrrrrr. Celty]

Follow these simple steps:

1) Make sure you have above TCOM's average applicant stats
2) Apply through TMDSAS (pain in the ass)
3) Pray to your God
4) ????????????????????
5) TCOM


It's only ill advised if you suck.


Edit: Forgot this other, simpler route:

1) Move to Texas
2) Work for 1 year before applying
3) See above Steps 2-5

Sounds like too much work. Hmm.. maybe I should buy some shack on the outskirts of Austin... auto residency...

 

[poopyhead]

2) Apply through TMDSAS (pain in the ass)

Just to emphasize, TMDSAS has no grade replacement policy.

 

[Drrrrrr. Celty]

Just to emphasize, TMDSAS has no grade replacement policy.

That's not a problem. They also don't do +'s or -'s right? I wonder if that'll lower my grade by a lot.

 

[nardini46]

Our class has a few out of state students. I think they all had above average stats. I'm sure it comes down to luck since there are so few spots for out of state applicants. Its best to move to texas and become a resident. That way you can apply to all the texas schools and really improve your chances of admission.

 

[costales]

Sounds like too much work. Hmm.. maybe I should buy some shack on the outskirts of Austin... auto residency...

Plus, the best BBQ in the world is right around Austin.

 

[Drrrrrr. Celty]

Plus, the best BBQ in the world is right around Austin.

Sun and BBQ... what more can I ask for?

 

[TexasDocGibby]

Sun and BBQ... what more can I ask for?

Beer and Chicks...

 

[DrWily]

Steers and Queers (heard it from a texas native)

 

[costales]

Steers and Queers (heard it from a texas native)

And football!

(2011 TCOM powder puff) 🙂

 

[DocEspana]

Steers and Queers (heard it from a texas native)

fair warning... im gonna quote full metal jacket. Its going to have a lot of curses in it.

Holy dog s**t. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck d**ks?

 

[Iliketoytles]

Do you suck d**ks?

Why would someone suck ducks?