Hypothetical scenario

[Member 072792]

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Okay soooo say your in dental school. One weekend you decide to take a night off studying and just relax. You end up going out with some friends and you meet a girl. You guys start to converse, your havin a good time and eventually you tell her your in dental school and your going to be a dentist. How does the rest of your night end up???

 

[mid]

With her leaving as soon as you mention that you're going to be a dentist to go find a med student who will be a "real doctor."

 

[Hawkteeth]

You wake up next to a dude. Not that there's anything wrong with that...

 

[Davermz450]

she celebrates because she is going to marry a future millionaire! Every time I tell people I am going to be a dentist they tell me how rich I am going to be. So I totallllyyyy believe them. I am going to be sooo rich

 

[Glimmer1991]

OMG, u should sell this idea to Nick Sparkz!

 

[ewu6three]

You take her home and check her gag reflex.

 

[jamessung]

You take her home and check her gag reflex.

^

 

[NDPitch]

You take her home and check her gag reflex.

Winning.


But more likely, she turns away and starts talking with a med student and goes home with him. They get married. 15 years later, they divorce because the now physician is cynical about his work and has to be there 60-70 hours a week and is burning out. Then, when you bump into her, you say "oh, I'm so sorry to hear about your troubles. But hey I would really love to stay and chat, but it's 1 PM on a Friday and I'm running late for my tee time..."

😉

 

[Member 072792]

You take her home and check her gag reflex.

Listen guys this is more of the the confidence we need when it comes to competing with premed students for girls...or anything for that matter

 

[parham3]

dude i love your question haaha

 

[devz4lf]

Best post ever.

 

[Toofly01]

Hey OP, what do you think? How does this story end (for you)?

Lol funny post btw 😎

 

[dmobbby]

^

ahahah

i always thought dentists/future dentists were funnier than MD's..

 

[Bis-GMA111]

if she is willing to bring me sandwiches on demand, then she's ok in my book.

 

[MBlue16]

then you left her alone, because you learned from Dr. Schultz that cool dentist does not get all the wealth and glory by fixing people's teeth, but by killing wanted criminals. Then, you approach this one guy at the corner who looked like Jamie Foxx and went all Django on him all night long.

 

[Digitalangel]

Is this how men think? that's pretty hilarious

 

[KittySquared]

You end up at her place, she closes the door and tells you she's going to blow your mind as she's slow dancing to her favorite song. You're already so excited and can't contain yourself at this point, sitting on her bed.

Then she slowly moves over to you and starts to take off her pants to the melody. Much to your dismay, her manhood is 3x bigger and badder. This was rather unexpected and awfully frightening. You try to make a run for the door and she grips your arm, and lets her real voice deliver this sweet message to your ear "Where do you think you're going, you bad boy you."

Then "she" gives you an unforgettable night that changes your life forever.

 

[Davermz450]

You end up at her place, she closes the door and tells you she's going to blow your mind as she's slow dancing to her favorite song. You're already so excited and can't contain yourself at this point, sitting on her bed.

Then she slowly moves over to you and starts to take off her pants to the melody. Much to your dismay, her manhood is 3x bigger and badder. This was rather unexpected and awfully frightening. You try to make a run for the door and she grips your arm, and lets her real voice deliver this sweet message to your ear "Where do you think you're going, you bad boy you."

Then "she" gives you an unforgettable night that changes your life forever.

Don't tease me with a good time

 

[Bis-GMA111]

You end up at her place, she closes the door and tells you she's going to blow your mind as she's slow dancing to her favorite song. You're already so excited and can't contain yourself at this point, sitting on her bed.

Then she slowly moves over to you and starts to take off her pants to the melody. Much to your dismay, her manhood is 3x bigger and badder. This was rather unexpected and awfully frightening. You try to make a run for the door and she grips your arm, and lets her real voice deliver this sweet message to your ear "Where do you think you're going, you bad boy you."

Then "she" gives you an unforgettable night that changes your life forever.

i wonder if the guy in the story had a rape whistle? probably would've come in handy

 

[drill-and-fill]

Okay soooo say your in dental school. One weekend you decide to take a night off studying and just relax. You end up going out with some friends and you meet a girl. You guys start to converse, your havin a good time and eventually you tell her your in dental school and your going to be a dentist. How does the rest of your night end up???

With you taking the lovely girl home to drill and fill her... get it? Hah. I kill myself sometimes.

You end up at her place, she closes the door and tells you she's going to blow your mind as she's slow dancing to her favorite song. You're already so excited and can't contain yourself at this point, sitting on her bed.

Then she slowly moves over to you and starts to take off her pants to the melody. Much to your dismay, her manhood is 3x bigger and badder. This was rather unexpected and awfully frightening. You try to make a run for the door and she grips your arm, and lets her real voice deliver this sweet message to your ear "Where do you think you're going, you bad boy you."

Then "she" gives you an unforgettable night that changes your life forever.

*sigh*...

Unzip

 

[gn4]

if the girl is a dental hygiene student, chances are that you will take her home. If anything other than that, she will most likely leave with the medstudent

 

[imsoconfused]

You end up at her place, she closes the door and tells you she's going to blow your mind as she's slow dancing to her favorite song. You're already so excited and can't contain yourself at this point, sitting on her bed.

Then she slowly moves over to you and starts to take off her pants to the melody. Much to your dismay, her manhood is 3x bigger and badder. This was rather unexpected and awfully frightening. You try to make a run for the door and she grips your arm, and lets her real voice deliver this sweet message to your ear "Where do you think you're going, you bad boy you."

Then "she" gives you an unforgettable night that changes your life forever.

is this the scenario that you pleasure yourself to?

 

[Member 072792]

if the girl is a dental hygiene student, chances are that you will take her home. If anything other than that, she will most likely leave with the medstudent

Yeah with that kind of attitude and confidence she probably will

 

[telemonster]

if the girl is a dental hygiene student, chances are that you will take her home. If anything other than that, she will most likely leave with the medstudent

That's not the attitude of a winner.

Obviously you take the girl home, bend her over a barrel, and show her te 50 states.
'Murica.

 

[Toofly01]

AMERICA.

Hahaha