I **** blood today (srs)

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No one here is qualified to give medical advice.

Go get an actual doctor.
 
(shi*)and I'm getting red rashes (circular and small dots) all over my body. Am I done for?

You're probably going to die











I'm just f***ing with you, I have no idea cuz I'm a premed





Also because I've decided to put the derp of Pre-Allo towards a positive use by post-padding.
 
red shet? UC? Crohn's?

is this illegal?
 
You're probably going to die











I'm just f***ing with you, I have no idea cuz I'm a premed





Also because I've decided to put the derp of Pre-Allo towards a positive use by post-padding.

yeah you're pretty witty
 
Bloody stool can be caused by a ridiculious amount of things. Depending on the severity it warrents an ER trip. If it isn't that bad it needs a same day visit from a PCP.

It needs to be taken seriously. I know someone how had a simular problem and it almost became life threatening. No one here is a doc, we can not see you, and do not have diagnositic equiptment. Go see a real Doc ASAP!
 
SDN is not for medical advice. Go see a doctor instead of posting here.
 
Lol SDN isn't for medical advice.

In other news, I wonder if UMich will throw out my app for commenting in this thread...

UMich will throw out your app for breathing too loudly.

OP-WebMD it. :laugh:
 
You're pretty smart to be posting to a bunch of premeds instead of going to an actual doctor, especially considering that the mods don't allow threads asking for medical advice/diagnoses

chill man don't need be so anal
 
could be 2 different things..

bloody poop... umm 1 time mishap?

red spots - trying a new soap?
 
As a trained medical professional I can diagnose with 100% certainty that you have contracted HIV and it has already become full-blown AIDS.
 
Uhh the OP wasn't really asking for medical advice... he was just mocking the surge in recent "I ______________!! Am I screwed??" threads?

I lol'd.
 
Uhh the OP wasn't really asking for medical advice... he was just mocking the surge in recent "I ______________!! Am I screwed??" threads?

(shi*)and I'm getting red rashes (circular and small dots) all over my body. Am I done for?


oh haha I read this thread way before I read the other one that used the same 'Am I done for?' phrase
 
You sound like you had a great night a little while ago. Sorry it had to end up like this.
 
It's okay, guys. I'm in limbo between pre-med and med student. I know exactly what advice to give.
 
Spray some windex on your ***hole. Windex always came through in the clutch for the father in My Big Fat Greek Wedding.
 
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