I declare myself King/ruler of all premeds...

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Premeds, do you accept Chemdude as your King?

  • Yes

    Votes: 30 29.1%
  • No

    Votes: 73 70.9%

  • Total voters
    103
  • Poll closed .

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Since nobody currently holds this position, I view that it is completely legitimate for me to declare myself the King of Premedom.

I'm not going to be a brutal dictator; I will do everything to ensure that the premed population is happy and prosperous. If you contact me asking for help, I will not hesitate to use all of my powers(physical, metaphysical and magical) to make sure that your problems are solved.

In return for my kind gestures, I expect that you play a role in the validification of the "King of Premedom" title. Therefore, I have created a poll which will legitimize my leadership role. If the poll results in a positive turnout(50%+ of you accept me as your King), then the "King of Premedom" title will be completely legitimate. Thus, allowing me to use the title for medical school admission purposes.

What do you get out of this?
Firstly, you should be honored that a person of my social-calibre has made the decision to be your king. Secondly, there are going to be an indefinite number of positions(princes, princesses, grand viziers, viziers, etc.) that need to be filled after the title validification process...Yes, you could potentially play an important [lucrative] role within premed society. 🙂

Your King,

Chemdude
 
Did I miss something?
 
Chemdude, overall you're a pretty poor poster.



Knock it off, yeah?
 
Isn't "King of Pre-Allo" like being lord of the flies?
 
Sure as long as you're totally okay with answering ALL of my pre-med questions. You can start out by clicking my name, and looking through all of my posts and answering them. Oh, and don't mind if I randomly message you questions.
 
Haha I like how this guy actually gets angry at the OP.

I definitely voted for you as king, long live chemdude!

I am far from angry, after all, this is America and you have the right to be a ***** if you so choose. However, this thread does absolutely nothing to help those that use SDN constructively and I am only posting in order to bump and get the attention of a Mod that can quickly lock and bury this thread.
 
Haha oh man. Sure hope Mr. Serious here learns to ease up and release some
of the pent-up tension he so obviously has...

Well, its one thing if this was the first time the OP made such a thread. But this is not the case.
 
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Hehe.

That was pretty subtle of you, Chemdude. 😎
 
Here is the thing wildcat, until this thread I actually liked a lot of the OPs posts. He is no doubt an intelligent guy and does take the opposite position on a lot of issues I do, but he is articulate and opens up room for discussion. That is why it is so frustrating to see a thread/poll show up like this from him. It is aggravating, plus there are lots of threads on SDN that aren't all business and quite entertaining. There is a lot of information to sift through here and threads like this just add to the confusion. If anything, throw up a poll like this in the common interest forum so it doesn't add to the clutter.
 
I am far from angry, after all, this is America and you have the right to be a ***** if you so choose. However, this thread does absolutely nothing to help those that use SDN constructively and I am only posting in order to bump and get the attention of a Mod that can quickly lock and bury this thread.
youre corny dude...
 
Why would you want to be King of Pre-Meds? That sounds like the worst title EVER. Ugh.
 
can i be a princes ?
 
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can i be queen???!?!?!?!? PLEASSEE
 
Since nobody currently holds this position, I view that it is completely legitimate for me to declare myself the King of Premedom.

I'm not going to be a brutal dictator; I will do everything to ensure that the premed population is happy and prosperous. If you contact me asking for help, I will not hesitate to use all of my powers(physical, metaphysical and magical) to make sure that your problems are solved.

In return for my kind gestures, I expect that you play a role in the validification of the "King of Premedom" title. Therefore, I have created a poll which will legitimize my leadership role. If the poll results in a positive turnout(50%+ of you accept me as your King), then the "King of Premedom" title will be completely legitimate. Thus, allowing me to use the title for medical school admission purposes.

What do you get out of this?
Firstly, you should be honored that a person of my social-calibre has made the decision to be your king. Secondly, there are going to be an indefinite number of positions(princes, princesses, grand viziers, viziers, etc.) that need to be filled after the title validification process...Yes, you could potentially play an important [lucrative] role within premed society. 🙂

Your King,

Chemdude

I declare myself the Emperor. Wut now?
 
I'm basically gone for the day and this crazy **** goes down.
 
I will elect you as the king. Can I have unlimited $$$ and 10 sexy women per night?
 
Since nobody currently holds this position, I view that it is completely legitimate for me to declare myself the King of Premedom.

I'm not going to be a brutal dictator; I will do everything to ensure that the premed population is happy and prosperous. If you contact me asking for help, I will not hesitate to use all of my powers(physical, metaphysical and magical) to make sure that your problems are solved.

Oderint dum metuant...
 
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAaWvVFERVA[/YOUTUBE]
 
I will elect you as the king. Can I have unlimited $$$ and 10 sexy women per night?

I thought i already got a gf :-/

Edit: Damn i meant "YOU" lol So here we go : I thought you already got a gf :-/
 
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What is wrong with you? This is a pretty trollish thread for someone with 700+ posts.


Chemdude, overall you're a pretty poor poster.



Knock it off, yeah?

I declare myself the Emperor. Wut now?

Fail.



Haha I like how this guy actually gets angry at the OP.

I definitely voted for you as king, long live chemdude!

All hail CHEM DUDE! long live the king..

can i be a princes ?

the king is dead! long live the king!

Win.


what you smokin chemdude

I want some.
 
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