I dreamed a dream...

[tideleonheart]

Advertisement - Members don't see this ad

Last night, I dreamed that I was having a little bit of a hard time breathing and felt like I had a heavy chest. So, I went to go see a M.D. The doctor happened to by my neighbor who is in M.D. school and he decided that I needed open heart surgery.

He told me that he could do the surgery that day in about 30 minutes... and he started warming up a big plate of spaghetti for me. He told me to eat the all of it while breathing really deeply!

I just kept thinking, "ohh man I don't think I really need open heart surgery... uhhhhh.... ohh man I need to go see a D.O!!"

 

[Powdermonkey]

Last night, I dreamed that I was having a little bit of a hard time breathing and felt like I had a heavy chest. So, I went to go see a M.D. The doctor happened to by my neighbor who is in M.D. school and he decided that I needed open heart surgery.

He told me that he could do the surgery that day in about 30 minutes... and he started warming up a big plate of spaghetti for me. He told me to eat the all of it while breathing really deeply!

I just kept thinking, "ohh man I don't think I really need open heart surgery... uhhhhh.... ohh man I need to go see a D.O!!"

Dude... I have to ask... Are you high?

 

[Moshe Rabbenu]

So? I had a dream a few nights ago that I was a corrections officer, and I subdued a prisoner by choking him out with my asp.

 

[TexasTriathlete]

The puppy... that was a dog! But the industry, my friends... that was a revolution!

Knibb high football rules!!!

 

[MLT2MT2DO]

I had a dream...

That one day my D.O. children will be allowed to go to school and drink from the same drinking fountains as the M.D. children. That all D.O.s will be able to sit at the front of the bus and not just at the back. I had a dream that one day pre-meds will not discriminate regardless of the persons Medical Doctorate degree...

 

[JaggerPlate]

'Last night ... I had a dream, that we went to Disneyland. Went on all the rides, didn't have to wait in line. I took you to your house, where we stared up at the stars, listened to your heartbeat as I held you in my arms ...'


Anyone (err I'm sure a lot of people will) who knows this is at least a little cool.

 

[travoltage]

The puppy... that was a dog! But the industry, my friends... that was a revolution!

Knibb high football rules!!!

haha classic

 

[JaggerPlate]

The puppy... that was a dog! But the industry, my friends... that was a revolution!

Knibb high football rules!!!

'You will be awarded no points ... and may God have mercy on your soul.'

 

[Jwalker9]

'Last night ... I had a dream, that we went to Disneyland. Went on all the rides, didn't have to wait in line. I took you to your house, where we stared up at the stars, listened to your heartbeat as I held you in my arms ...'


Anyone (err I'm sure a lot of people will) who knows this is at least a little cool.

ataris, san dimas...a special song. good choice my friend

 

[WVPanther]

ataris, san dimas...a special song. good choice my friend

I'd take you to Las Vegas and do all the things you want to do, I'd even have Wayne Newton dedicate a song to you.

 

[JaggerPlate]

+2 to the above posters ... well done!!

 

[wcbcruzer]

Last night, I dreamed that I was having a little bit of a hard time breathing and felt like I had a heavy chest. So, I went to go see a M.D. The doctor happened to by my neighbor who is in M.D. school and he decided that I needed open heart surgery.

He told me that he could do the surgery that day in about 30 minutes... and he started warming up a big plate of spaghetti for me. He told me to eat the all of it while breathing really deeply!

I just kept thinking, "ohh man I don't think I really need open heart surgery... uhhhhh.... ohh man I need to go see a D.O!!"

haha! I read a news article that said a study found that a lot of angioplasties could be avoided and that patients who were treated for heart conditions with more natural treatments, ended up living longer. Basically, the article said that doctors conducted angioplasties for profit.

 

[aliDO]

'You will be awarded no points ... and may God have mercy on your soul.'

Ha, I was quoting this today thinking about what my teacher would say giving back my physics test! Luckily I did much better than expected.

 

[Omashu]

I dream, therefore I become.....

 

[MaximusD]

'You will be awarded no points ... and may God have mercy on your soul.'

Happy Gilmore 🙂

 

[Marthea007]

Happy Gilmore 🙂

Billy Madison.

 

[Powdermonkey]

Billy Madison.

One of my all time favorite movies.. 😀