I was given a physical and feel violated

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One of the greatest troll posts I've ever seen on this board. Solid work. High entertainment value. Would read again (and did!)

Poster refers to his penis as danglies and gibblies, pretends to have broken english and then be a truck driver asking for advice on a forum for medical students because a woman touched his gibblies and is now horrified. A++++ all the way around. I can't believe I didn't have to pay to be this entertained.
 
A truck driver would let any girl touch his penis.
 
Pretty sad to see a bunch of future doctors deriding this poor man's horrible sexual assault at the hands of, essentially, a female Goebbels. For shame. Take your heads out of your pretentious assess and exhibit some empathy for this poor soul.

I'm so sorry medstud. I've had some unpleasant encounters with a certain handsy alcoholic uncle. Anyway, I think this is a great example of why we should segregate certain procedures and exams based on patient and physician sex.
 
Pretty sad to see a bunch of future doctors deriding this poor man's horrible sexual assault at the hands of, essentially, a female Goebbels. For shame. Take your heads out of your pretentious assess and exhibit some empathy for this poor soul.

I'm so sorry medstud. I've had some unpleasant encounters with a certain handsy alcoholic uncle. Anyway, I think this is a great example of why we should segregate certain procedures and exams based on patient and physician sex.

lol ok kid
 
Did you feel embarrassed about of the size?

I kid I kid.


OP, I want you to think hard (lol) and answer very carefully:

Was she hot?

She was 50..so probably not.

You think this is horrible!? I went through the same thing, except that my Father was in the room and the doc was very attractive. Needless to say, you couldn't even grab a handful. 😎

Deal with it, OP.

Haha. I always knew you were packing large.

A female touched your male parts and you are complaining. Would you have preferred a dude? You still think girls have cooties?

We just did physicals in one of my classes and I had three different girls ask to practice on me

Goodness. Not one, not two, but three different female classmates examining your penis would be lucid for some people. Please tell us the entire story.
 
Pretty sad to see a bunch of future doctors deriding this poor man's horrible sexual assault at the hands of, essentially, a female Goebbels. For shame. Take your heads out of your pretentious assess and exhibit some empathy for this poor soul.

I'm so sorry medstud. I've had some unpleasant encounters with a certain handsy alcoholic uncle. Anyway, I think this is a great example of why we should segregate certain procedures and exams based on patient and physician sex.

Well that's unfortunate with your uncle, hope you got the help you needed.

As for male OB/GYN, well you know what the say about the whole pizza delivery man analogy am I right. :laugh:
 
My poor gibblies. Honestly, I felt raped. Im sorry.


Most likely, the doctor felt awkward too which is why her facial expressions weren't that flat professionalism you expected. I work as a female provider in a male prison and have to do genital exams as indicated. Usually it's not an issue, but sometimes it feels awkward, especially when the patient feels awkward.
 
Pretty sad to see a bunch of future doctors deriding this poor man's horrible sexual assault at the hands of, essentially, a female Goebbels. For shame. Take your heads out of your pretentious assess and exhibit some empathy for this poor soul.

I'm so sorry medstud. I've had some unpleasant encounters with a certain handsy alcoholic uncle. Anyway, I think this is a great example of why we should segregate certain procedures and exams based on patient and physician sex.

Yeah, you're right. Sounds like the OP got shafted. We should stop being such dicks.
 
Pretty sad to see a bunch of future doctors deriding this poor man's horrible sexual assault at the hands of, essentially, a female Goebbels. For shame. Take your heads out of your pretentious assess and exhibit some empathy for this poor soul.

I'm so sorry medstud. I've had some unpleasant encounters with a certain handsy alcoholic uncle. Anyway, I think this is a great example of why we should segregate certain procedures and exams based on patient and physician sex.

A female gibblies?

Also, elaborate on your e-premed handle. Your lasciviousness is relevant to this conversation. Therefore your opinion is important.
 
this is why I drop my pants also when doing a GU exam. makes everybody more comfortable about the whole ordeal when you're on the same page
 
I went to a job interview and was required to recieve a physical. It was a female doctor and she told me to pull down my pants. She grabbed my parts and said turn your head and cough. I understand that is a normal procedure for a physical, what bothered me though is that she smiled at me uncomfortably and blushed and said do it again. I felt dirty and violated. Should only males gives physicals to males and females only give physicals to females? Please say you understand.

I hated the experience.

Are you heterosexual by any chance? lol
 
I went to a job interview and was required to recieve a physical. It was a female doctor and she told me to pull down my pants. She grabbed my parts and said turn your head and cough. I understand that is a normal procedure for a physical, what bothered me though is that she smiled at me uncomfortably and blushed and said do it again. I felt dirty and violated. Should only males gives physicals to males and females only give physicals to females? Please say you understand.

I hated the experience.

Sounds like you need to grow up OP.
 
Pretty sad to see a bunch of future doctors deriding this poor man's horrible sexual assault at the hands of, essentially, a female Goebbels. For shame. Take your heads out of your pretentious assess and exhibit some empathy for this poor soul.

I'm so sorry medstud. I've had some unpleasant encounters with a certain handsy alcoholic uncle. Anyway, I think this is a great example of why we should segregate certain procedures and exams based on patient and physician sex.

Im so sorry for your circumstances. Please rest assured that balance is due. Thank you so much for sympothizing with me.
 
Seriously? What if it was a male physician who happened to be gay? Come on, quit showing your a**. It kills me that you are someone who is presumably going to apply to medical school, and actually has a shot at acceptance. Blech
 
Seriously? What if it was a male physician who happened to be gay? Come on, quit showing your a**. It kills me that you are someone who is presumably going to apply to medical school, and actually has a shot at acceptance. Blech

You realize the whole scenario is completely made up, right?

Solid work, OP. 9/10
 
Let's be honest. I don't mind who does the physical. I happened to get uncomfortable when the one giving the physical blushes and smiles weirdly at me.
 
I didn't intend for this post to be sexual, but it seems to have attracted itself that way. If your spouse is uncomfortable with the situation, it is a wrong situation. Love for the love between a couple.
 
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Btw, it is possible for a male stud to be commited to a female stud only.
 
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why isnt this thread closed yet?
 
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