If There Were A Humor Section On MCAT, Most SDN'ers Would Fail:

[Ifellinapothole]

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That is my hypothesis.


Discuss.

 

[bjb305]

I concur

 

[it.]

at least the premeds anyway. too uptight

 

[2tall]

How many premeds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

 

[tank you]

How many premeds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, premeds dont screw, they study. 😎

 

[Fenrezz]

That is my hypothesis.


Discuss.

Agreed.


Does one word a discussion make?

 

[it.]

Agreed.


Does one word a discussion make?

indeed

 

[it.]

not

 

[Kazema]

How can you make such a sweeping statement without knowing how we are in real life?

 

[SitraAchra]

How many premeds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They hold the lightbulb and the world revolves around them.

 

[Loco Loki]

none, premeds dont screw, they study. 😎

I think this is a more witty reply than the expected answer 👍

Yeah, pre-meds are uptight. They need to loosen up a bit. Get down with the boogie, ect, ect.

 

[it.]

I think this is a more witty reply than the expected answer 👍

Yeah, pre-meds are uptight. They need to loosen up a bit. Get down with the boogie, etc, etc.

sorry, i was bored 😛

 

[Medikit]

Most would probably overstudy for it.

 

[Loco Loki]

sorry, i was bored 😛

Nudge, nudge; wink, wink?

Say no more...

Say no more?

 

[Shredder]

That is my hypothesis.


Discuss.

if you have humor you shouldnt be going into medicine

 

[Ambs]

Patients love humor. It instantly puts them at ease if the situation is appropriate. You have to have a good sense of humor and lightness of heart to be able to handle many of the things in medicine.

 

[Ifellinapothole]

How can you make such a sweeping statement without knowing how we are in real life?

Your posts speak volumes....and I know a lot of you from my classes...or versions of you....and most of you come off the same conveyor belt....

 

[crazy_cavalier]

I like cheese.

 

[Psycho Doctor]

none, premeds dont screw, they study. 😎

 

[Kazema]

Your posts speak volumes....and I know a lot of view from my classes...or versions of you....and most of you come off the same conveyor belt....

If there were a facetiousness detection section on the MCAT, you would fail.

 

[it.]

I like cheese.

insightful

 

[Loco Loki]

I like cheese.

Great minds think alike!

Yes, yes, and idiots seldom differ

I likes myself some fermented dairy product myself. Parmesan to Provolone, I'm all up in there!

 

[it.]

Great minds think alike!

Yes, yes, and idiots seldom differ

I likes myself some fermented dairy product myself. Parmesan to Provolone, I'm all up in there!

i like nuts...great, big nuts...

 

[Medikit]

If there were a facetiousness detection section on the MCAT, you would fail.

If there was a spinning peppermint section you would pass with all of the flying colours of the rainbow

 

[SitraAchra]

If there was a spinning peppermint section you would pass with all of the flying colours of the rainbow

LOL - hahaha that shouldn't be as funny as it is, but i am laughing out loud.

 

[Kazema]

If there was a spinning peppermint section you would pass with all of the flying colours of the rainbow

If there were a being a...syringe and carrying a medical bag and showing up when someone loses an arm section you would pass like...

This is not going to work. But I tried and that's what counts.

 

[Kazema]

LOL - hahaha that shouldn't be as funny as it is, but i am laughing out loud.

Nah that is as funny as it is

Wait wait

If there were a

forget it I'm not even going to try.

 

[musiclink213]

I personally feel I would do very well on a humor section. I did take a comedy class, and we actually had to analyze jokes. It was great, we'd say this joke is funny because it talks about poop, a normally socially unacceptable topic. Bing bang boom, 100%. And apparently, comedy and humor is all about the body, the (forgive my french) ****ting, pissing, and f**king.

Keep that in mind in case it ever does show up. 🙂

 

[aragonh]

I personally feel I would do very well on a humor section. I did take a comedy class, and we actually had to analyze jokes. It was great, we'd say this joke is funny because it talks about poop, a normally socially unacceptable topic. Bing bang boom, 100%. And apparently, comedy and humor is all about the body, the (forgive my french) ****ting, pissing, and f**king.

Keep that in mind in case it ever does show up. 🙂

Which brings up a good point: How would you grade a humor section??

would it be a short phrase/quote where one has to select the correct punch line from multiple choices??

 

[cpowell21]

Since this humor thread is quickly becoming serious I will tell you guys a great (at least I think so anyway) story.

THE AP Calculus test in high school was kicking my butt and since I had taken the english one the day before my butt was already sore. The last free response question might as well have been in egyptian because I had no idea what was going on. At that point I broke down and said screw it lets have some fun with the people that grade 100s of these things and maybe they will show me some pity. So I wrote them this joke and they graciously rewarded me with a 3.

What was the naked pirate movie rated?


















ARRRRRGH!!!

 

[CTG]

at least the premeds anyway. too uptight

huh? i'm funny

 

[DieselPetrolGrl]

i cut u
i is pass mcat funny with 15/15 fool

 

[tank you]

i cut u
i is pass mcat funny with 15/15 fool

wtf? uh, are you drunk?

 

[Shredder]

wtf? uh, are you drunk?

i think shes buddies with meg at cool, so theres no telling whats going on

 

[it.]

huh? i'm funny

very well then. i hereby declare CTG funny.

 

[Agent Splat]

 

[tigress]

Nudge, nudge; wink, wink?

Say no more...

Say no more?

Is your uh, is your wife interested in....photography, ay?
"Photographs, ay", he asked him knowlingly?

Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?

😉

 

[Medikit]

If there were a being a...syringe and carrying a medical bag and showing up when someone loses an arm section you would pass like...

How can you be certain that the syringe did not cause the arm loss?

 

[Nutmeg]

I personally feel I would do very well on a humor section. I did take a comedy class, and we actually had to analyze jokes. It was great, we'd say this joke is funny because it talks about poop, a normally socially unacceptable topic. Bing bang boom, 100%. And apparently, comedy and humor is all about the body, the (forgive my french) ****ting, pissing, and f**king.

Keep that in mind in case it ever does show up. 🙂

No, no nono you're got it all wrong. WEAK comedy is based in these things, but great comedy comes in one of two forms:

One is to set up an obvious joke/outcome, and then deliver a non-obvious joke/outcome. The Simpsons are great at this.

Sideshow Bob: Madam, your children are no more... than a couple of ill-bred trouble makers.

Marge: Even Lisa!

Bob: Especially Lisa! But ESPECIALLY Bart!

-----------------------------------------------------

Marge: Homer! Are you saying you're going to give up your faith?

Homer: No! No, no, no, no, no, no.... well, yes.

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Bart: I'll call you "Chirpy Boy," and I'll call you "Bart Jr." And you guys can call me mother. No, wait--that sounds gay. Just call me mom.

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Lionel Hutz: Well, we didn't win, but here's your pizza.

Marge: Actually, we did win.

Lionel: That's okay--the bozx is empty!

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(homer spies on burns in ventilation duct)

Burns: Then it's agreed--I'll sell deadly uranium to you terrorists.

Terrorist: You a credit to the great Satan.

Burns: Oh, posh!

(homer drops notepad out of vent)

Burns: Egads! This place is falling apart! (picks up notepad, shoves it back in vent)

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The other is parody/satire, as in creating a spoof of a character (either a real individual or an archetype) and having them behave in absurd manners. Mike Judge and the Coen Brothers are great with this one. We've all known a Brian (the waiter with 37 pieces of flair), a Milton (the mumbly dude who watches squirrels, and they were merry), or a Drew (if things go well, I'm going to be showing her my "Oh face"--Oh! Oh! Oh! You know what I'm talking about).

 

[CTG]

very well then. i hereby declare CTG funny.

damn straight it.

 

[musiclink213]

Since this humor thread is quickly becoming serious I will tell you guys a great (at least I think so anyway) story.

THE AP Calculus test in high school was kicking my butt and since I had taken the english one the day before my butt was already sore. The last free response question might as well have been in egyptian because I had no idea what was going on. At that point I broke down and said screw it lets have some fun with the people that grade 100s of these things and maybe they will show me some pity. So I wrote them this joke and they graciously rewarded me with a 3.!

I think me and you think alike. I was taking the AP calc exam in high school, and I was so tired because the musical I was in opened that week, and the gym was freezing, and I wanted out of there. So I think the last question was something like, is it possible for htis to become this? You were supposed to be doing derivatives or something. My answer:

It is possible, because we live in such a crazy world, anything can happen.

I got a 3.

 

[bananaface]

That is my hypothesis.


Discuss.

I don't know about most SDNers. But, you definitely would.

 

[sunnyjohn]

I like cheese.

Gouda or Brie?

 

[tigress]

I think me and you think alike. I was taking the AP calc exam in high school, and I was so tired because the musical I was in opened that week, and the gym was freezing, and I wanted out of there. So I think the last question was something like, is it possible for htis to become this? You were supposed to be doing derivatives or something. My answer:

It is possible, because we live in such a crazy world, anything can happen.

I got a 3.

Well I actually enjoyed my AP calc exam, but I have a similar story from an oceanography course I took in college. I didn't really care what grade I got because at the time it didn't matter (little did I know I would be applying to med school!). Anyway, one of the questions on the final asked us to name three types of cephalopods. I couldn't remember three, so I put: octopus, squid, and the Loch Ness monster. I got a B in the class.

 

[swifteagle43]

I am going to be a psychiatrist. What do I need humor for?

I am not going to work in a clown suit....though....thats a good idea

(NOTE TO SELF: WHEN I BECOME A PSYCHIATRIST I SHOULD GO TO WORK IN A CLOWN SUIT....)

(NOTE TO SELF: Knick knack patty mack give the dog a bone)


WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT?!

STOP MOCKING ME!!!

 

[tank you]

I am going to be a psychiatrist. What do I need humor for?

I am not going to work in a clown suit....though....thats a good idea

(NOTE TO SELF: WHEN I BECOME A PSYCHIATRIST I SHOULD GO TO WORK IN A CLOWN SUIT....)

(NOTE TO SELF: Knick knack patty mack give the dog a bone)


WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT?!

STOP MOCKING ME!!!

your starting to sound like DieselPetrolGrl, hehe

 

[swifteagle43]

your starting to sound like DieselPetrolGrl, hehe

She is HOT!!!! Dude ask her to facebook you! I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO want to hook up w/ her 🙂 yummy!

 

[bebella24]

I am going to be a psychiatrist. What do I need humor for?

I am not going to work in a clown suit....though....thats a good idea

(NOTE TO SELF: WHEN I BECOME A PSYCHIATRIST I SHOULD GO TO WORK IN A CLOWN SUIT....)

(NOTE TO SELF: Knick knack patty mack give the dog a bone)


WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT?!

STOP MOCKING ME!!!

hahahaha knick knack patty mack? OH MY GOD i just laughed out loud. THankx!! I needed a laugh!

 

[DieselPetrolGrl]

i think shes buddies with meg at cool, so theres no telling whats going on

i want to be
but meg never likes to play with me
he/she/it is always busy making mud pies and selling air heads to pot junkies

 

[DieselPetrolGrl]

She is HOT!!!! Dude ask her to facebook you! I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO want to hook up w/ her 🙂 yummy!

i just want ur avatar
and i ate your dog's bone so nothing to knick knack patty mack about..go make me cheesecake

ps: did this get moved to the lounge already - i am way to lazy to log in 2x just to see the lounge