Implants or OMFS?

[esclavo]

I was too busy checking out very low tanner stages on the peds kids!

Are "peds kids" in your pediatric rotation or are the "kiddie porn busters" knocking on your door trying to take your computer again? N2S: "Look officer, I was just trying to get my Tanner staging down and I thought those websites could give me some practice...." Officer: "N2S you have the right to remain silent, anthying you say can be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney...."

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[TiggerJSA]

Hmmm...strange. At our level of education, we need spell-check? I didn't realize that deciding between "there", "their", and "they're" is something that takes so much time and effort to get right. When I'm on my way to the OR, my ability to utilize my brain doesn't disappear. I don't think people who spell poorly really realize how stupid it makes a person seem. Nothing irritates me more than getting a consult from an "educated" doctor who hasn't yet mastered fourth-grade English. Or, even more irritating is reading personal statements from applicants full of grammatical and spelling errors. You would think that these people would spend a little time making sure everything was correct. Say what you want, but you lose credibility when you can't spell correctly. If you disagree, you're probably not catching the mistakes--you're one of them.

Hey CardsFan, did I spell matriculate properly in my statement...?

 

[tx oms]

Hey CardsFan, did I spell matriculate properly in my statement...?

Hey, however you spelled it, you guys need to take the advise of cardsfan, omsres, toofache, and N2S becuase they know whats going on. I wash their cars, shine their shoes, mow their lawns, and do much more..

Some people may just say i'm gay, but i'm way more than that. I am hardcore. Some people say they don't like my lifestyle, but hey, i'm having fun.

 

[GatorDMD]

Some people may just say i'm gay, but i'm way more than that. I am hardcore. Some people say they don't like my lifestyle, but hey, i'm having fun.

 

[toofache32]

Hey, however you spelled it, you guys need to take the advise of cardsfan, omsres, toofache, and N2S becuase they know whats going on. I wash their cars, shine their shoes, mow their lawns, and do much more...

Some people may just say i'm gay, but i'm way more than that. I am hardcore. Some people say they don't like my lifestyle, but hey, i'm having fun.

Looks like someone found TX OMS's computer still logged in...I'm guessing OMFSRES.

 

[OMFSCardsFan]

Looks like someone found TX OMS's computer still logged in...I'm guessing OMFSRES.

No way it was OMFSres...he'd never tell anyone to listen to anything that I say--even jokingly.

 

[omfsres]

No way it was OMFSres...he'd never tell anyone to listen to anything that I say--even jokingly.

Finally you're catching on. I might upgrade your status from dental assistant trainee to official plaster trap cleaner.

 

[drhobie7]

oh jeez, i saw that avatar and started laughing my ass off.

 

[OMFSCardsFan]

Finally you're catching on. I might upgrade your status from dental assistant trainee to official plaster trap cleaner.

I never thought this day would come...I knew I was cut out for this gig.

 

[Ankylosed]

I never thought this day would come...I knew I was cut out for this gig.

What is even better is that as a PGY II in OMFS you can place foley catheters. Wow, that's excitement! I have done this for seven years as an unlicensed technician, long before you ever became a pecker checker...

 

[Doggie]

What is even better is that as a PGY II in OMFS you can place foley catheters. Wow, that's excitement! I have done this for seven years as an unlicensed technician, long before you ever became a pecker checker...

DOH! What happened to the dude on your avatar?? The strangest thing i've seen is somebody getting kicked in the frontal sinus area by a horse.

 

[Ankylosed]

DOH! What happened to the dude on your avatar?? The strangest thing i've seen is somebody getting kicked in the frontal sinus area by a horse.

That doesn't seem all that strange. The strangest thing I have seen is a small mag-lite sized flashlight that had to be surgically removed out of some guys rectum. What OR do you work in?

 

[esclavo]

That doesn't seem all that strange. The strangest thing I have seen is a small mag-lite sized flashlight that had to be surgically removed out of some guys rectum. What OR do you work in?

Shaving cream can cap up some dudes rectum. I dared this anesthetist to ask this guy why there was a shaving cream can cap up his rectum. We all wanted to know but no one had the gumption to ask. When the anesthetist asked him, he started crying and screamed, "cause I'm a pervert, are you satisfied? Sob, Sob, sniffle, sniffle "....

Bull rider gored in the forehead (entire frontal sinus fracture-anterior table, ducts intact) by a bull that I have renamed "OMFS job security". The guy looked so deformed. He declined any treatment. I saw him 8 months later at walmart buying diapers. I couldn't tell how he was doing because he decided to start wearing his cowboy hat right at his eyebrows. Can you see me spying down a walmart isle or through a shelf trying to look at this short little cowboy's head?

When I'm out in private practice I am totally going to sponsor the local rodeos in my area and I will discourage those 'sissy' helmets. Hang a big banner of my practice right on the shute gates. "ESCLAVO FACE SURGERY-official PRCA face fixer-upper. Fer when that bull messes up yer face till yer cowboy hat doesn't fit quite right".

 

[flat4]

Shaving cream can cap up some dudes rectum. I dared this anesthetist to ask this guy why there was a shaving cream can cap up his rectum. We all wanted to know but no one had the gumption to ask. When the anesthetist asked him, he started crying and screamed, "cause I'm a pervert, are you satisfied? Sob, Sob, sniffle, sniffle "....

Bull rider gored in the forehead (entire frontal sinus fracture-anterior table, ducts intact) by a bull that I have renamed "OMFS job security". The guy looked so deformed. He declined any treatment. I saw him 8 months later at walmart buying diapers. I couldn't tell how he was doing because he decided to start wearing his cowboy hat right at his eyebrows. Can you see me spying down a walmart isle or through a shelf trying to look at this short little cowboy's head?

When I'm out in private practice I am totally going to sponsor the local rodeos in my area and I will discourage those 'sissy' helmets. Hang a big banner of my practice right on the shute gates. "ESCLAVO FACE SURGERY-official PRCA face fixer-upper. Fer when that bull messes up yer face till yer cowboy hat doesn't fit quite right".

So is this the real reason all the Texas programs are da bomb?