"hello doctor, this is the administration you work for, we think that the haircut you have/choice of facial hair does not coincide with our institution goals, please correct these immediately, this is your FIRST WARNING. any other writeups on this will result in termination. have a great day..."
"hello doctor, i know you saw 40 patients today and are tired, but we want to promote a happy feeling to our patients here at the hospital. so we want all our doctors to wear a XYZ Hospital FLAIR badge to promote a happy unity here. we also want all physicians to ask the patients "how is your dinner? can i do anything to make your stay/food better here?" we want our patients knowing that their doctor solves ALL PROBLEMS not just their medical problems"
"hello doctor, we are cutting back on physicians now, we want you to cross cover these hospitals. i know tomorrow was your day off, but we want you to do this for an undetermined amount of time. yes, we know you are SALARY, so you will not have any sort of pay increase nor will you get additional days off or vacation time"
signed
The Administration you have become a SALARY EXEMPT EMPLOYEE AT
good luck with that, prob the WORST thing you can ever sign up to do. look at hospitalists. they hate it