Interesting phrases for premed club T-shirts?

[XeReX]

hey you guys, we are deciding on what to put on our premed club's T-shirts.

Can you guys help me with some catchy phrases.

I know there are few other threads too, but they don't have any good material. Y'all sincere help will be duly appreciated.

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[Drrrrrr. Celty]

"My major is Pre-Med for anesthesiology."

 

[KnuxNole]

Front: Move out of the way, a PRE-MED is coming through!

Back: Future Derms, Neurosurgeons, Orthopedics, and Anesthesiologists of America

 

[VikingLegacy]

baleeted

 

[orthomyxo]

To steal from Frasier's sig: "Better pre-med than dead"

Or "I can haz MD?"
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[tweek125]

45T in like a 3x3inch space on the right upper chest of the shirt. and then something else on the back.

 

[crixx]

"I'm not anti-social... I'm pre-med"

 

[orthomyxo]

This, except it says "I AM PRE-MED"

And the person wearing it would look way more like a geek.

 

[DoctorJDO]

Just this on the shirt, so everyone knows who you guys are:

Also, make sure you put it on the back. 90% of the pre-med club sits in the front row, and you want to make sure people can see it!


Seriously, though, don't put anything tacky, like pre-med in big block letters, future derm, look at me kinda stuff. it's tough to come up with something funny and clever that doesn't fall under one of those categories. my pre-med club usually does something subtle but nice

 

[XeReX]

"My major is Pre-Med for anesthesiology."

👍 lmfao

 

[XeReX]

What do u guys think about this one
Pre-meds,
The few. The proud.

 

[Drrrrrr. Celty]

What do u guys think about this one
Pre-meds,
The few. The proud.

Perfect to reflect pre-meds douchey over-inflated sense of self. Why not slap on a " prepare your anus" and we'll have a shirt .

 

[mfrizzo3]

"95% of us won't be doctors"

 

[SOcash]

"I recommend daily enemas. Trust me, I'm a pre-med."

What do u guys think about this one
Pre-meds,
The few. The proud.

That's like a caricature of a caricature of an egotistical pre-med shirt.

 

[gettheleadout]

"95% of us won't be doctors"

YES YES YES 🤣

 

[xanthomondo]

Damn, there's a lot of passive-aggressive hating on pre-meds in here.

I think my old club went with more bio themes rather than specific pre-med...ie the infamous "call me helicase because ill unzip your genes" or whatever

 

[DoctorJDO]

"95% of us won't be doctors"

hahaha perfect. my school had 43 people sign up for pre-med advising freshman year, only 2 are applying now. I've been accepted and he probably will, which comes out to...........95%

 

[Poliscidoc]

1. Wanna see my GPA?

2. "Trust me I'm a Pre-Med"

3. Free Mamograms. I'm a Pre-Med

4. Turn and Cough

5. Now= Pre-Med (Front)
6 years later= Dr. Bad Ass (Back)

6. Dr. Dre don't have nothing on me

7. Damn URM's

8. The next Dr. House

9. Im going to save babies

 

[SOcash]

6. Dr. Dre don't have nothing on me

I always wondered where Dr. Pepper did his doctorate.

 

[chman]

"Pre-meds, making gen chem harder for everyone else since 19??"

 

[tweek125]

I always wondered where Dr. Pepper did his doctorate.

UVA

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_T._Pepper

 

[E11]

how about "It's not lupus" with the silhouette of House? That's an overdone slogan that hasn't been mentioned yet.

or for something more original:
(front)
Trust me, I'm a Doctor*
(back)
*in approximately 8 more years...

or another variation on the same: Trust me I'm (almost) a doctor.
If Dr. Dre gets to say it, heck, you should be able to as well.

 

[Pisiform]

"OMG! NON-Trad are taking over medical schools. This is unfair .."

 

[gettheleadout]

1. Wanna see my GPA?

2. "Trust me I'm a Pre-Med"

3. Free Mamograms. I'm a Pre-Med

4. Turn and Cough

5. Now= Pre-Med (Front)
6 years later= Dr. Bad Ass (Back)

6. Dr. Dre don't have nothing on me

7. Damn URM's

8. The next Dr. House

9. Im going to save babies

^ This would be such a problem lol

 

[red10]

my only suggestion is "C-C-C-Curve Breaker" if you're a huge nerd like me.

95% of the time you're better off just making a shirt that says "I'm majoring in being a Douchebag" because that's pretty much all people will see anyway when something says pre-med.

 

[Remuneration]

Front: "Ask me about volunteering in Africa"
Back: "Let me tell you about the scourge of socialized medicine"

 

[chman]

my only suggestion is "C-C-C-Curve Breaker" if you're a huge nerd like me.

95% of the time you're better off just making a shirt that says "I'm majoring in being a Douchebag" because that's pretty much all people will see anyway when something says pre-med.

👍

Tis the truth.

 

[mmmcdowe]

Trust me I'm ^(almost) a doctor.

 

[Teneo]

You'll need a mascot.

 

[ASU2013]

AMCAS: Waiting to be Verified

 

[Poliscidoc]

Pre Medding Hard

Fist Pumping and Studying (front)

Pre Med style (back)


PMS IS THE BEST, PMS= pre med society

 

[startswithb]

"95% of us won't be doctors"

LOL

 

[BBender716]

"95% of us won't be doctors"

Yessss! This has to be it.

 

[XeReX]

"I recommend daily enemas. Trust me, I'm a pre-med."


That's like a caricature of a caricature of an egotistical pre-med shirt.

👍 lol

 

[Tuan]

"Trust me.
I'm Pre-med. 👍 "

 

[WorldChanger36]

1) Pre-Med.. How I roll...
2) Screwed? Try Pre-Med
3) Cheese is Good.
4) I smell like a mix of Abercrombie and essence of Doctor
5) Don't piss me off.... I could be your next Doctor
6) I love hardcore Debt
7) 30 Plus MCAT weightlifting Club
8) Everything taste better with A1 ... Even Pre-Med

 

[jeffro1080]

"95% of us won't be doctors"

this.

 

[MicA]

"When I play doctor, I play to win."

 

[rjy]

I second "Premed for anesthesia"

 

[RogueUnicorn]

What do u guys think about this one
Pre-meds,
The few. The proud.

 

[XeReX]

what? it sounds great. i was just sayin it will look good on the T-shirts

 

[RogueUnicorn]

what? it sounds great. i was just sayin it will look good on the T-shirts

a) it sounds incredibly douche-y
b) i can't believe you weren't being ironic
c) you're not the marine corp, don't get laughed out of town by the ROTC kids

 

[XeReX]

a) it sounds incredibly douche-y
b) i can't believe you weren't being ironic
c) you're not the marine corp, don't get laughed out of town by the ROTC kids

yeah u are right it is stupid

 

[Geekchick921]

how about "It's not lupus" with the silhouette of House? That's an overdone slogan that hasn't been mentioned yet.

or for something more original:
(front)
Trust me, I'm a Doctor*
(back)
*in approximately 8 more years...

or another variation on the same: Trust me I'm (almost) a doctor.
If Dr. Dre gets to say it, heck, you should be able to as well.

Something like this was going to be my suggestion as well.

 

[orthomyxo]

1) Pre-Med.. How I roll...
2) Screwed? Try Pre-Med

👍

You down wit AAMC? YEA YOU KNOW ME!

 

[MisterVeil]

"Bitches don't know about my pre-med"

 

[FuturaDocta]

born to pronounce words like sphygmomanometer

 

[justdoit31]

"95% of us won't be doctors"

My freshman bio class had 48 in it and the first day of class the dean came in and told us to raise our hands if we were pre-professional and everyone did- he then said "2 of you will make it" sure enough I am in med school here and one of my friends is in the carib- we are the only 2 who didn't drop the major or switch to research type stuff.

 

[XeReX]

My freshman bio class had 48 in it and the first day of class the dean came in and told us to raise our hands if we were pre-professional and everyone did- he then said "2 of you will make it" sure enough I am in med school here and one of my friends is in the carib- we are the only 2 who didn't drop the major or switch to research type stuff.

Wow that's really depressing man, but it's true too at the same time. My friend is taking orgo in his sophomore year and he told me that when he registered for that class there were 150 students in the class, and the Professor told them that by the end of the semester there will only by 50 of then left in this class.

 

[Musclemass]

My freshman bio class had 48 in it and the first day of class the dean came in and told us to raise our hands if we were pre-professional and everyone did- he then said "2 of you will make it" sure enough I am in med school here and one of my friends is in the carib- we are the only 2 who didn't drop the major or switch to research type stuff.

Sounds like it wasn't a very good school (as measured by having such a small percentage of successful students).