Is my professor a robot?

[787593]

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He doesn't laugh, cry, or have the ability to love. I even caught him talking to one of his robot friends... he referred to the PCR as his "little buddy."

I fear for my safety. Can I write about this situation as a "facing adversity" essay in an update letter?

 

[Astra]

Is your professor Stephen Hawking?

 

[787593]

Is your professor Stephen Hawking?

He doesn't look like a bird, much less a hawk... oh no... robot bird?

Edit: I may have to interrogate him with the help of another student

 

[Astra]

He doesn't look like a bird, much less a hawk... oh no... robot bird?

Edit: I may have to interrogate him with the help of another student

 

[ChymeofPassion]

Entice him into a life-sized microwave with the promise of tenure and intelligent PhD. Candidates. Then we will truly see.

 

[787593]

Entice him into a life-sized microwave with the promise of tenure and intelligent PhD. Candidates. Then we will truly see.

Your genius is showing!

 

[mwsapphire]

Your genius is showing!

What subject does he teach?
All the A-Chem profs are robots....

 

[GotIronKnee]

He doesn't laugh, cry, or have the ability to love. I even caught him talking to one of his robot friends... he referred to the PCR as his "little buddy."

I fear for my safety. Can I write about this situation as a "facing adversity" essay in an update letter?

Are you sure he wasn't referring to PBR? His symptoms would also make sense were this true.

 

[efle]

 

[GotIronKnee]

But the only "little buddy" of Mr. Krabs is the dollar bill.

 

[787593]

You win 🤣