Is pooping your pants during an interview all that bad?

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is this seriously what people SDNers are laughing at nowadays?

I think this is decent for a lol thread. Not a masterpiece but better than some I've seen. What really reeks ITT are the weak sauce attempts at "puns." The OP is about pooping your pants. Using the word sh:t in a reply isn't exactly a play on words. Now if someone had said,

"This thread needs to be stickied" or "I guess there's more than one way to sticky a thread"

that would have been a play on words. The advanced version would work in the word "stinky," or "stinkied."



ETA: Top of the poop thread, biashes. This thing made it to two pages before deportation or :lock: sdn, I am not quite proud, but I am certainly not disappoint.
 
I guess I'm just getting old, but I didn't find the troll that clever or even funny.

You could totally see what he was doing there, and poop? Really? It was pretty obvious.

I can't really even give minor points for effort. It's almost like OP smoked a big bowl of marijuana and then wrote completely free-associated something that seemed funny to him here. His gift to the world. I don't know about you, but I am disappoint.
 
Yeah, trolling was much funnier and clever in the good old days when I was a young pup. This thread is really lame - a "D" effort at best. This new generation of trolls is really weak.
 
I guess I'm just getting old, but I didn't find the troll that clever or even funny.

You could totally see what he was doing there, and poop? Really? It was pretty obvious.

I can't really even give minor points for effort. It's almost like OP smoked a big bowl of marijuana and then wrote completely free-associated something that seemed funny to him here. His gift to the world. I don't know about you, but I am disappoint.

Well it definitely wasn't subtle, or well thought out, but the thread has received a ton of views based on the title so it succeeded in one area. The basic idea of an interview day poop mishap has some inherent humor, but you are right that the execution itself was not funny and the level of effort comes in at about hash-induced.

IMO the funniest people on sdn do their best work in response to threads like this; the people who start the threads tend not to be that funny themselves, but are trying to instigate some of the latent comedy that sdn has to offer.

I appreciate the good intentions, although the results = fail.
 
Ahhh..I definitely experienced this Duroing my Walgreens interview. However, unlike you, I did not **** myself completely, butthe poop kinda hung there til it was over. I made sure my interviewer left the room before I swagged (i.e. limped) out. Write the letter...
 
Only when they have tiny text that makes me figure out how to zoom in windows (ctrl + by the by)
 
I guess I'm just getting old, but I didn't find the troll that clever or even funny.

You could totally see what he was doing there, and poop? Really? It was pretty obvious.

I can't really even give minor points for effort. It's almost like OP smoked a big bowl of marijuana and then wrote completely free-associated something that seemed funny to him here. His gift to the world. I don't know about you, but I am disappoint.

exactly. OP and anyone who thought OP was funny = 👎 There were a few good people who stepped in to save the day and actually were funny, but for me it still wasn't enough to get rid of the bad taste that OP left in my mouth.
 
That was awesome. I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Much better than the fake "I didn't get an A in Chemistry, am I screwed for life?!?!?!" threads.

P.S. Would have been more "believable" (though not really) if you didn't have UCSD SOM 2015 as your sig.

Or if he hadn't proposed using the word "shart" in a letter to the adcom.

Probably could relate to http://forums.studentdoctor.net/showthread.php?t=825828

Admittedly, I did lol...but i must say...

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Why is everyone so skeptical? This type of crap happens *pun intended*
 
as someone who is really gullible and paranoid that something will go wrong in an interview this totally got me for about five minutes...
 
This has got to be the funniest **** ever. Pun intended.
 
I just made myself look stupid by laughing until I almost crapped my pants by myself in a restaurant. Thanks. Oh btw, pun intended.
 
I just made myself look stupid by laughing until I almost crapped my pants by myself in a restaurant. Thanks. Oh btw, pun intended.

Where's the pun? 😕
 
On a different note, do interviewers ever bring up grades such as B's or B+'s during interviews? Like "why did you get a B in this class"?...I truly hope not.
 
I guess I'm just getting old, but I didn't find the troll that clever or even funny.

You could totally see what he was doing there, and poop? Really? It was pretty obvious.

I can't really even give minor points for effort. It's almost like OP smoked a big bowl of marijuana and then wrote completely free-associated something that seemed funny to him here. His gift to the world. I don't know about you, but I am disappoint.


Jesus, I was starting to wonder if I was the only one. It wasn't funny at all.
 
On a different note, do interviewers ever bring up grades such as B's or B+'s during interviews? Like "why did you get a B in this class"?...I truly hope not.

Yea, B+'s are the new D's.
 
A poster named stinkyman would bump the poop thread.
 
So I am still waitlisted at a top-3 school, and I think it is because I crapped in my pants during one of the interviews. They gave us chili for lunch, and when the interviewer asked about a B+ I received during freshman year I got scared and it just "happened". It was very awkward, but thank god it was towards the end of the interview. I was shocked that they waitlisted me because I must have smelled some kind of awful. My question is: will it help me to get off the WL if I write a letter and apologize for soiling myself during the interview? Also, would it help if I said that I thought is only going to be flatulence, but was instead a shart? Also, I know that I cannot be the first person to poo his pants during an interview, so I would appreciate some support my fellow brown-trousers.

Hahaha . I would write a letter for you any day! thanks for a good laugh for me and my wife lol.
 
On a different note, do interviewers ever bring up grades such as B's or B+'s during interviews? Like "why did you get a B in this class"?...I truly hope not.

I said this in your other thread, but you really need to relax.
 
Is this Hour 30 guy really plugging his book in his signature?
 
I can't believe this thread is still around. Doesn't match the legendary poop hotdog thread, which I'm sure the OP was hoping for.
 
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