Is the SDN acceptance predicitor a good april fools joke?

[Astra]

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Some of these questions

 

[Aubrey Graham]

I got into Harvard yesterday


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[Astra]

I got into Harvard yesterday


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Pleb. I already graduated harvard and am doing my residency at mayo and I am only 18..

 

[Okazaki Frag Grenade]

Results: "Consider geology ... you shouldn't go near living things"

 

[Lucca]

The income and friends questions made me lol.

"What is your income?" "25-35k.....NEXT OPTION.....200-400k" LOL rip middle class

"How many friends do you have?" "0 or 1" "1" "no, your mother doesn't count"

 

[Me.D.]

I was directed to the wiki page on exorcism 😛

 

[The Knife & Gun Club]

School Tier:

Upper (Harvard, MIT)
Middle (Brown, Cornell)
Lower

lolol I got "special snowflake detected"

 

[JustAPhD]

Some people just like to watch the world burn.

 

[Lannister]

Your SDN forum score is:
13
Students with this score generally match to these forum comments:
"I don't see the premed passion. Shame really."
"You are not special."
"Your chances are meh."
"I hear NPs can do everything doctors can. You should think about nursing school."
"Give up all hope."

 

[The Knife & Gun Club]

Upon inputting a fully maxed application (4.0/45, URM, multiple Nobel Prizes)

I got:

"Your MCAT suggests you are not at all prepared for a medical school curriculum."

Horray!

 

[21Rush12]

Does anyone have the link to this?


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[Okazaki Frag Grenade]

Does anyone have the link to this?


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http://www.studentdoctor.net/2016/0...erstanding-numerics-new-exceptional-recruits/

May not work on mobile though ...

 

[Imperius]

My favorite was "Where do you sit in class?" Obviously pull a chair in front of everyone. Duh. Ain't gonna sit in loser seats.

 

[Astra]

My favorite was "Where do you sit in class?" Obviously pull a chair in front of everyone. Duh. Ain't gonna sit in loser seats.

Thing is though, I like sitting in the back of the glass.

1. I have perfect vision and figure people who can't see well need the from seats more

2. I like observing people and sitting in the back helps

3. No one can notice me browsing reddit on my laptop lol

 

[Lannister]

I put that my hair color was blonde (I dye it), and then it was like "95% of applicants admit that this is not their natural hair color. What is your natural hair color?" And then I sadly had to select brown 🙁

 

[EverStriving]

Haha I cracked up at "how many real friends do you have?" 0 or 1 as the only answers....

Also, the relatives as underrepresented questions, and the hours/week on extracurriculars.

 

[Imperius]

I put that my hair color was blonde (I dye it), and then it was like "95% of applicants admit that this is not their natural hair color. What is your natural hair color?" And then I sadly had to select brown 🙁

I actually am blonde... No option for it being real though...🙁

 

[EverStriving]

I actually am blonde... No option for it being real though...🙁

Yep, same here.

 

[Okazaki Frag Grenade]

I actually am blonde... No option for it being real though...🙁

As a blonde, I'm triggered

 

[Dandine]

This was lovely.

Anyone got an MCAT score that was too high? (new MCAT people especially). They accepted it the second time round so I wasn't sure if that was intentional for the new test. Either way, haha!

 

[EverStriving]

As a blonde, I'm triggered

Your joke about triggering triggered me.

@Dandine : yep I got that too!

 

[Astra]

Your joke about triggering triggered me.

yo dawg....

 

[Saifa]

"Our algorithm suggests you've entered an unreasonably high MCAT based on your credentials, please adjust this."

I entered "30."

Shockingly enough I didn't even fully understand it was a joke until it prompted "Have you considered DO?"

The income slider went right over my head.

 

[oobie]

"Choose hair color"
Ginger (for fun)
"Empathy is a required trait. Please visit this link before you proceed" --> link to Wikipedia article on Exorcism.
I'm dying!

 

[EverStriving]

yo dawg....

I kid, I kid...

 

[Medgrant]

"Number of family members claimed dead in order to get more time to study for an exam?"

 

[deleted407021]

I def. wore scrubs to Ochem Orgo. Gotta dress for success.

 

[osckey]

I love it

 

[Imperius]

"Number of family members claimed dead in order to get more time to study for an exam?"

At my undergrad, there is a built-in report system for excused absences with reasons for missing exams, and it flagged students that put more than 2 parents dying, or 4 grandparents, etc. as reasoning....

 

[Psai]

This is hilarious

 

[Lawpy]

And here I was eagerly hoping for @WedgeDawg ARS to be used in the SDN Predictive Modeling 🙁

... unless it's a variation of WARS?

 

[Saifa]

I def. wore scrubs to Ochem Orgo. Gotta dress for success.

Why would anyone wear scrubs to orgonic chemistry?

 

[Moko]

Apparently I should be doing pharmacy.. probably cause I didn't get a freedom medal.. Thanks Obama.

 

[markovchn123]

This predictor is gold, I'm gonna share it with all my pre-med friends

 

[The Buff OP]

"Consider becoming a chiropractor."

 

[EaglesontheWarpath]

"I hear the beaches in Grenada are nice"

 

[deleted731525]

This was lovely.

Anyone got an MCAT score that was too high? (new MCAT people especially). They accepted it the second time round so I wasn't sure if that was intentional for the new test. Either way, haha!

lol they must do that for everyone, I got a 510 and that happened to me too.

 

[deleted731525]

"Our algorithm suggests you've entered an unreasonably high MCAT based on your credentials, please adjust this."

I entered "30."

Shockingly enough I didn't even fully understand it was a joke until it prompted "Have you considered DO?"

The income slider went right over my head.

I realized it was a joke when I put in I had "1-3" Ws on my transcripts and it said that their algorithms determined it was impossible to get in.

 

[bananafish94]

Haha I admit I thought it was real until I got to "how many third world countries have you volunteered in?"

 

[deleted731525]

Haha I admit I thought it was real until I got to "how many third world countries have you volunteered in?"

also when it asks how many hours you spend on ECs a week and the lowest option is like 45.

 

[bananafish94]

also when it asks how many hours you spend on ECs a week and the lowest option is like 45.

Apparently I'll be accepted at a third tier Caribbean school. I'll take it!

 

[aalamruad]

I kid, I kid...

lol Astra wasn't actually upset, "yo dawg" is a meme that applied to the post s/he quoted

 

[deleted407021]

Sophisticated machine algorithms

 

[Lucca]

I realized it was a joke when I put in I had "1-3" Ws on my transcripts and it said that their algorithms determined it was impossible to get in.

Lololololol

 

[WedgeDawg]

Idk what you guys are talking about it was pretty accurate for me.

 

[Astra]

Idk what you guys are talking about it was pretty accurate for me.

Which nursing school did it recommend?

 

[redferrari]

I realized it was a joke when I put in I had "1-3" Ws on my transcripts and it said that their algorithms determined it was impossible to get in.

Haha I put that as well and got the same response. Knew it was fake. I told myself that two schools somehow let me slip through the cracks if this was the case.

 

[BluMist]

Does that mean you are back to pre-speech language pathology?

Idk what you guys are talking about it was pretty accurate for me.

 

[LizzyM]

I was referred to the Caribbean. I will consider it for my next vacation.

 

[BluMist]

By inputting nothing at all (just hitting continue), "I'm just not sure medicine deserves this caliber of genius."