Nope.
No idea how to do it.
Even open.
I forget how to "scrub in".
Find the appy, I could do.
What next ?
Get that magic stapler that they have ?
Okay. Maybe.
Cut off the appy after stapling it, I guess.
Close. Somehow.
Nope.
I think I could....but then again I'm naively stupid.
Scrub in (I remember how to do that)
I ask the tech to hand me the sterile scrub / soap solution and scrub down the pt's whole abdomen
Tech hands me the drape and drape the entire dude
anesthesia you ready? I grab some forceps and pinch the abd skin, if the pt flinches or quivers then maybe the paralytic hasn't kicked in yet.
TIMEOUT!!!
make a 10-15 cm incision in the RLQ. dissect to the parietal peritoneum.
use the zapper cautery metal thing and zap anything that bleeds.
Hmm...entering the peritoneum. How do you do that without knicking the underlying bowel?
I think they use a pickup and "pick up"parietal peritoneum and make a tiny nick in it with scissors
but then blunt dissect everything else, don't want to damage the bowel
OK you are in. there is bowel. I'll pick it up and look at it. play around with it. Where is the appendix?
We all could find that. It probably doesn't look the same as the other bowel.
Find the entire thing.
Gotta cauterize the blood supply to the appendix.
Yea the GIA stapler. How do you use that thing? I think you just put it over the cecum (DON'T GET THE terminal ileum!!) and "BZZZZZZZZZ" and it just staples the entire thing shut. I think that's how it works.
I would ask the tech to get me some sterile objects in the OR and try it on that first, like some sterile drapes or something.
At the end of the day you could also just put a hemostat over the cecum and just take scissors and cut the appendix off. Then you have to sew the cecum closed. I would use 2.0 suture that absorbs in 60 days. Tech get me some of that.
Ok look for bleeding
Look
Look
ZAP!!
Look
Look
ZAP!!! ZAP
Look
then I would put in 2L of sterile saline into the entire cavity and suck it out with the suction tubing. Is there any more bleeding?
Do I even need to run the bowel? I would probably do a regional bowel run.
OK
appendix out no bleeding
close the parietal peritoneum FIRST with non-absorbable suture that is 2.0. Tech get me some of that please and load it on a needle driver.
MAKE SURE YOU DON'T SUTURE the bowel while closing the peritoneum. Use a metal plate to guard against doing that. Remember that while on your surgery rotation?
WAIT.......
Maybe I would put in a JP drain too just "to make sure" This case is not a perforated appendicitis so I don't think you need it, but I don't trust myself. So I would puncture a new hole in the peritoneum and place a drain, and suture it to the outside so it doesn't slip.
Now close the parietal peritoneum as above
Then I would do vertical mattresses or staples and close the rest of the skin.
bacitracin, gauze
anesthesia I'm done.
PACU
Pray
I think I could do it. ~3 hours though.