It Finally Happened...

This forum made possible through the generous support of SDN members, donors, and sponsors. Thank you.

J1515

Member
10+ Year Member
7+ Year Member
15+ Year Member
Joined
Jul 8, 2004
Messages
1,440
Reaction score
11
I've finally run into what you people call a true "gunner" on the wards, and it took me nearly 4 years of med school to find one...but he's a good one.

He:
-constantly asks questions he already knows the answer to, in fact at one point he just stated some obscure fact/neuro pathway and the attending said "Ok, so what exactly is your question?"

-gets bored and needs to look out the window, fix his tie, text message on his cell phone, read his patient list, etc... anytime someone else is talking and he isn't.

-looks up labs on other students patients and goes behind their back to the attending to report said lab values and come up with a plan of management

-consistently chimes into conversations between the attending and another student, talking about the other students patient(s)

-if you follow 2 patients, he will follow 4. If you follow 5, he will follow 8. He will make the "huge" number of patients he's following known throughout the day, sharing it with the other students, residents, and attendings.

-tries to pimp other students

-would rather hear himself speak a wrong answer than ask a resident or attending a question truly out of curiosity.

-wants to go into a very specific field, such as urologicneuroendocrineimmunologicalorthopedics with a concentration in pediatric emergency medical entomology, and makes this desire known to everyone.

That's all I can think of for now. I must admit, it's quite humorous. Some people find it annoying but I can't stop myself from laughing at this tool.
 
holy sh*tballs that was a good laugh:laugh:
 
You'll have the last laugh when he gets a crap recommendation for the rotation. Sounds like the attendings and residents are well aware that he's an ass.
 
-wants to go into a very specific field, such as urologicneuroendocrineimmunologicalorthopedics with a concentration in pediatric emergency medical entomology, and makes this desire known to everyone.

:laugh: Good one.

Wow, this guy sounds like a winner. Can't wait for my first rotation June 1.
 
I've finally run into what you people call a true "gunner" on the wards, and it took me nearly 4 years of med school to find one...but he's a good one.

He:
-constantly asks questions he already knows the answer to, in fact at one point he just stated some obscure fact/neuro pathway and the attending said "Ok, so what exactly is your question?"

-gets bored and needs to look out the window, fix his tie, text message on his cell phone, read his patient list, etc... anytime someone else is talking and he isn't.

-looks up labs on other students patients and goes behind their back to the attending to report said lab values and come up with a plan of management

-consistently chimes into conversations between the attending and another student, talking about the other students patient(s)

-if you follow 2 patients, he will follow 4. If you follow 5, he will follow 8. He will make the "huge" number of patients he's following known throughout the day, sharing it with the other students, residents, and attendings.

-tries to pimp other students

-would rather hear himself speak a wrong answer than ask a resident or attending a question truly out of curiosity.

-wants to go into a very specific field, such as urologicneuroendocrineimmunologicalorthopedics with a concentration in pediatric emergency medical entomology, and makes this desire known to everyone.

That's all I can think of for now. I must admit, it's quite humorous. Some people find it annoying but I can't stop myself from laughing at this tool.

If he pulls out 'impromptu' powerpoint presentations , refuses to go home after overnight post call, and asks questions that the entire class needs a sundial to time the length of--then you and I my friend have discovered that same subclass of gunnerus annoyans--douchbagious maximus
 
looks like he keeps you on your toes. you should feel lucky.

I don't think I would feel lucky to have a d-bag on my team. I would just lock him in a supply closet. His head is most likely so far up his own ass, I doubt anyone would miss him.
 
Jamers,
How did you manage to do 2 ER rotations as a 3rd year. Our school wouldn't let us do it till 4th...& an ophtho as well ??


Look at how your school classifies certain rotations; that's how I managed it. They wanted us to do a month of primary care (which they placed ER into that category) and they wanted us to do a month of medicine or subspecialty (of which ER is again in there). So there is my two ER rotations.

Optho was a two week rotation; we have to do 2 two week rotations.

The best part is that I now have three open slots for more ER rotations next year.

What school do you go to?
 
Look at how your school classifies certain rotations; that's how I managed it. They wanted us to do a month of primary care (which they placed ER into that category) and they wanted us to do a month of medicine or subspecialty (of which ER is again in there). So there is my two ER rotations.

Optho was a two week rotation; we have to do 2 two week rotations.

The best part is that I now have three open slots for more ER rotations next year.

What school do you go to?

Touro-NV
Neither of the ERs that we rotated at took 3rd years & when several students tried to do away rotations in other ERs they were told the same thing....oh well!! Bad luck for them I guess.
For us ER was a separate rotation not under any other category.
 
If he pulls out 'impromptu' powerpoint presentations , refuses to go home after overnight post call, and asks questions that the entire class needs a sundial to time the length of--then you and I my friend have discovered that same subclass of gunnerus annoyans--douchbagious maximus

I swear, I dont know you but I'm sure I know who you're talking about...
 
In psychiatry, we call these people narcissists.
 
These are the guys that get crappy evals and then dispute and wonder why. I can't stand having one of these guys around me all day!! Thanks for the post/laugh though 🙂
 
You forgot:
- refuses to go home, even when told. Usually, the residents are letting everyone go just to get rid of the annoying gunner, and then they won't leave anyway.
- disappears during the final week of the rotation to study for the shelf. Asks if you would mind "helping out" with his patients.
- Asks nurses to do his scut work for him. (This was my favorite- saw a guy ask a nurse to do some copying for him. Almost got himself castrated. Fantastic!)
 
If he pulls out 'impromptu' powerpoint presentations , refuses to go home after overnight post call, and asks questions that the entire class needs a sundial to time the length of--then you and I my friend have discovered that same subclass of gunnerus annoyans--douchbagious maximus

holy ****! do you go to MCW? I think I know this guy!
 
yeah, i just don't really post on the class pages, though

haha. One student was called by a member of the administration and was chewed out for writing out her unfavorable opinion of another staff member on those pages. yikes.
 
haha. One student was called by a member of the administration and was chewed out for writing out her unfavorable opinion of another staff member on those pages. yikes.

haha--that's just an awesome example of the loving dictatorship they've got going on

anyway, the prowler already told me who was behind your screen name, so i'll give you a clue about mine in that we ran into each other getting our hair cut about 2 weeks ago
 
oh. ha! nice. Has that asian lady ever told you that she wants her daughter to go to med school?
 
oh. ha! nice. Has that asian lady ever told you that she wants her daughter to go to med school?

we definitely had a long conversation about it--her kid sounds really spoiled though

also, she had a bunch of different careers in her native country (if she's telling the truth) before she came here and she supposedly knows like 5 languages
 
He may be doing all of these just for good grades. But truth be told, a med student who is happy and relaxed all day long without doing no **** would get a higher grade than he does.
 
bet he will be a better physician than any of you slackers
 
bet he will be a better physician than any of you slackers


obvious_troll.jpg
 
Top