Janitor vs DO (2014 edition)

[TheBoneDoctah]

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Make sure you don't go to Caribbean janitorial school. I have heard horror stories of newly graduated janitors ("Janets" as us weathered janitors call them for short) not being able to land competitive residencies like high school janitor, Target janitor, and Costco janitor. However, you might still be able to get into an elementary school janitorial position if you do extra volunteer work and research on which mop and soap pairing works the best at removing grime and dried toilet paper from tiled floors. I hear this is a real problem today. Good luck and wet mops everyone!

 

[NontradCA]

 

[LAtoDavis]

Master of the custodial arts, IMO

 

[Drrrrrr. Celty]

Btw, I finally discovered what school @Goro works at! He had us fooled with all that DO stuff. He's actually the professor of intensive cleaning methodology at Havard's School of Cleaning Science and Janitory!

 

[Goro]

A little too far east. I'm actually at West Point, in the Explosive Disinfection Dep't. Now get on the ground and give me 20!

Btw, I finally discovered what school @Goro works at! He had us fooled with all that DO stuff. He's actually the professor of intensive cleaning methodology at Havard's School of Cleaning Science and Janitory!

 

[Drrrrrr. Celty]

A little too far east. I'm actually at West Point, in the Explosive Disinfection Dep't. Now get on the ground and give me 20!

Y-yes sir!

 

[jakeislove]

Sanitation engineer sounds pretty prestigious. I'd go with that.

Doubly funny to those who've read the Spellsinger series. 🙂