Joke for the day...

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hmainn

hmainn

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You know you're forever alone on Valentine's day if you've thought about going to see a DO just to feel some physical touch 😀
 
My thoughts before even reading the first post of this thread (as I have little faith in these joke a day threads):
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After that:
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haha.. it was supposed to be a lame joke. Figured no one would even get the corniness of it if I posted it on FB.. people would just ask what a DO is
 
ManBroDude said:
What was Whitney Houston's biggest hit? Her last one.
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Well if we're doing this, I'm going full out and am going to exhaust the WH jokes in one fell swoop

What do whitney houston and apollo 13 have in common? a big crack problem.

Houstons funeral is definitely going to draw a huge line all the way down the street... which is ironically what killed her.

Hipsters are buying her CDs en masse as she transitions from the mainstream to underground.

She ended her life like all of her songs, on a high note

what's 6 inches long and not getting sucked on this valentine's day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

What's black, lies on the floor, "Will Always Love You" and has white stuff around it's nose? A border collie
 
DocEspana said:
Well if we're doing this, I'm going full out and am going to exhaust the WH jokes in one fell swoop

What do whitney houston and apollo 13 have in common? a big crack problem.

Houstons funeral is definitely going to draw a huge line all the way down the street... which is ironically what killed her.

Hipsters are buying her CDs en masse as she transitions from the mainstream to underground.

She ended her life like all of her songs, on a high note

what's 6 inches long and not getting sucked on this valentine's day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

What's black, lies on the floor, "Will Always Love You" and has white stuff around it's nose? A border collie
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Bravo! Keep going plz lolz :clap:
 
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Whitney Houston is dead
and iiiiiiieeeeiiiii will always love yoooouooooou
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I put this joke on my gf's wall on Valentine's day. It did not go so well.
 
ManBroDude said:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Whitney Houston is dead
and iiiiiiieeeeiiiii will always love yoooouooooou
​
I put this joke on my gf's wall on Valentine's day. It did not go so well.
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Shoulda stuck with roses/chocolate/stuffed animal/card.

100% of the time, works every time.
 
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