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Joke for the day...

Discussion in 'Pre-Medical - DO' started by hmainn, Feb 14, 2012.

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  1. hmainn

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    You know you're forever alone on Valentine's day if you've thought about going to see a DO just to feel some physical touch :D
     
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  3. Iliketoytles

    Iliketoytles 5+ Year Member

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    I will avoid trolling your poor joke, because I approve of your avatar. :thumbup: :)
     
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    235788 God Complex 2+ Year Member

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  5. DocEspana

    DocEspana Dr. Badass is in 7+ Year Member

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    My thoughts before even reading the first post of this thread (as I have little faith in these joke a day threads):
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    After that:
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  6. hmainn

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    haha.. it was supposed to be a lame joke. Figured no one would even get the corniness of it if I posted it on FB.. people would just ask what a DO is
     
  7. p1acebo

    p1acebo Another day in quicksand. 7+ Year Member

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    I technically had OMM Lab today... so there's that.
     
  8. ManBroDude

    ManBroDude Half man, half bearpig 5+ Year Member

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    What's the difference between Whitney Houston and my car? My car can hit 50.
     
  9. Iliketoytles

    Iliketoytles 5+ Year Member

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    What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

    A quarter-pounder with cheese.
     
  10. DocEspana

    DocEspana Dr. Badass is in 7+ Year Member

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    Whats green and eats nuts?

    gonorrhea
     
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    How did they know Princess Dianna had dandruff?

    They found her head and shoulders under the dashboard.
     
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    This just in! Whitney Houston to star in the new blockbuster......"The Bodybag"

    ...and just where was Kevin Costner when Whitney needed him?

    To soon??
     
  13. Iliketoytles

    Iliketoytles 5+ Year Member

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    Too soon...
     
  14. I4GOTMYWATCHINU

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    What's the difference between a dead hooker and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
     
  15. p1acebo

    p1acebo Another day in quicksand. 7+ Year Member

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    Nothing is too soon for the internet.
     
  16. ManBroDude

    ManBroDude Half man, half bearpig 5+ Year Member

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    What was Whitney Houston's biggest hit? Her last one.
     
  17. DocEspana

    DocEspana Dr. Badass is in 7+ Year Member

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    Well if we're doing this, I'm going full out and am going to exhaust the WH jokes in one fell swoop

    What do whitney houston and apollo 13 have in common? a big crack problem.

    Houstons funeral is definitely going to draw a huge line all the way down the street... which is ironically what killed her.

    Hipsters are buying her CDs en masse as she transitions from the mainstream to underground.

    She ended her life like all of her songs, on a high note

    what's 6 inches long and not getting sucked on this valentine's day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

    What's black, lies on the floor, "Will Always Love You" and has white stuff around it's nose? A border collie
     
  18. dntke1518

    dntke1518 5+ Year Member

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    Bravo! Keep going plz lolz :clap:
     
  19. hmainn

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    :smack: what have a started...
     
  20. ManBroDude

    ManBroDude Half man, half bearpig 5+ Year Member

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Whitney Houston is dead
    and iiiiiiieeeeiiiii will always love yoooouooooou
    I put this joke on my gf's wall on Valentine's day. It did not go so well.
     
  21. DrWily

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    Shoulda stuck with roses/chocolate/stuffed animal/card.

    100% of the time, works every time.
     
  22. Iliketoytles

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    What about chocolate roses stuffed with animals?

    ...with a card.
     
  23. DrWily

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    As long as there is a card. :thumbup:
     
  24. DocEspana

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