One of our friends came to help us with the move last weekend and he told us this story... we've been laughing for days. Our friend works as a regional sales person for a large glass company. One of his coworkers was meeting with a potential client. He was in the client's office and noticed a picture on the client's desk. SALESMAN: "Oh wow, is that a picture of your kids with John McEnroe?" (looooong pause) CLIENT: "No. That's a picture of my kids with my wife." The salesman was asked then to leave. Immediately.