Larry Merlo vs Stefano Pessina
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Double heart attack
Double disqualification- after the bell is rung to start the match, they both pull brass knuckles out of their tights and savagely beat the referee unconscious.
They raise each other's hands in victory.
Suddenly, some soft mid-80's Muzak starts blaring over the arena's PA system, and Jim Ross screams "My God, that's Rite Aid's music!" John Standley (CEO of Rite Aid) enters the arena and runs to the ring, fists clenched. The three CEOs circle each other warily...until Pessina pulls a wad of cash out of his boot and hands it to Standley, who accepts the gift and retreats out of the ring.
The crowd (the membership of the American Pharmacists Association) boos lustily.
They raise each other's hands in victory.
Suddenly, some soft mid-80's Muzak starts blaring over the arena's PA system, and Jim Ross screams "My God, that's Rite Aid's music!" John Standley (CEO of Rite Aid) enters the arena and runs to the ring, fists clenched. The three CEOs circle each other warily...until Pessina pulls a wad of cash out of his boot and hands it to Standley, who accepts the gift and retreats out of the ring.
The crowd (the membership of the American Pharmacists Association) boos lustily.
The mental image of Larry Merlo walking to the ring, boxing trunks, boxing robe, entourage around him...to the CVS on-hold piano music. Ha ha ha.
