The dead give away is the Dental School part. Please. Its Dental School, for crissake. He'll have time for "pillow talk" with multiple partners, plus have time to do indepth draft analysis for all 32 NFL teams on his blog.
btw, I like that you are hanging in the spouses section. Great way to "console" lonely and forgotten-about med school widows. Well done!
There are a lot of trolls in the dental forum - although many of them are the same person continuously returning (generally being racist and vulgar and pretty much un funny).
Why can't you fire off both barrels anyway? Provided you don't call him anything personal.