Dude, you may get out but not enough to realize that good does not always triumph, the guilty are not always punished, and liars are not always caught.
I am proud to have probably had one of the shortest, most succint AMCAS applications despite the fact that I am 43, served as Marine for many years, ran my own engineering firm, and was a pillar of my local Greek Orthodox Church. Not to mention having a family. I probably had a total of ten lines describing it all, without the usual "implemented," "coordinated," "facilitated," "spear-headed" and other action words describing nothing at all but beloved of the pre-med community on SDN.
My personal statement for ERAS was two short paragraphs.
I have reviewed many resumes in my time and I am strongly prejudiced against those which try to make caviar out of crap. Honesty is the best policy but it is in short supply for almost everybody applying to medical school. The system and the expectations make liars and cowards of us all.
I'd like to read a personal statement that begins, "I didn't go to Africa, I have no desire to go to Africa, and I'm not even sure I even give a crap about Africa. I'm not, applying to an African medical school."
Hey, do applicants to African medical schools write about how they held Dead American Babies in Appalachia?