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akpete said:
Well, it's nice that some people are having good experiences with the H&P crap. I went for the first time today. Was told to go see patient in room #whatever. That was the only instruction I got. I wasn't even given his name or anything. Then afterwards, I got sent to a doctor who had to see 41 patients today. He asked "did you get a history from him?" I said it was difficult, but his wife helped out. I am to bring my write-up next week. And that was it. He didn't ask anything about even doing a physical exam. He doesn't even have any idea of what I did for an hour today.
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let me know if you want a hit of pepper spray too.
 
DoctorFunk said:
Until, of course, you realize that you're not, in fact, the "best" and there is someone in our class that has probably only missed a total of 3 pathology questions so far this year, with 2 of those coming on the hem/onc test that half the class failed. Just sayin'.
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let me know if you want your pepper spray hit to be the full 8 second burst capacity of the device or only half that plus a kick in the nuts.
 
Agent Splat said:
let me know if you want your pepper spray hit to be the full 8 second burst capacity of the device or only half that plus a kick in the nuts.
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Yes, please.
 
DoctorFunk said:
Until, of course, you realize that you're not, in fact, the "best" and there is someone in our class that has probably only missed a total of 3 pathology questions so far this year, with 2 of those coming on the hem/onc test that half the class failed. Just sayin'.
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How'd you know my grade?!?!?! I haven't told anyone that!
 
Ashers said:
My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Anyone else (who attends pharm lecture) think that Dr. Gross looks like an older verson of Ralphie?
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I'm gonna have that picture in my head while listening and going through coops now.


smells like burning.
 
Ashers said:
If Ralphie's teaching you pharm, will you really trust it though?
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I'll trust whatever the voices in Ralphie's head are telling him to teach me.
 
I just realized that I broke 1000 posts, and I'm at 1008 now. I can't believe I missed my big moment. It's like when waiting for your car to turn over to 100,000 miles, and you forget when you're at mile 99,999 and totally miss it.
 
Agent Splat said:
is that the one on mayfair?
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Indeed. I've been disappointed each and every time I've eaten there, and when it comes to Taco Bell I don't exactly have high expectations.
 
akpete said:
I just realized that I broke 1000 posts, and I'm at 1008 now. I can't believe I missed my big moment. It's like when waiting for your car to turn over to 100,000 miles, and you forget when you're at mile 99,999 and totally miss it.
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A belated congratulations is in order. Welcome to the exclusive club of those of us who spend waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time here.
 
DoctorFunk said:
A belated congratulations is in order. Welcome to the exclusive club of those of us who spend waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time here.
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Thanks!!! 😀


I just realized as well that I was supposed to go to Mo's for someone's B-day drink tonight at 10pm, and forgot because I've been typing on SDN. So sad.
 
akpete said:
Thanks!!! 😀


I just realized as well that I was supposed to go to Mo's for someone's B-day drink tonight at 10pm, and forgot because I've been typing on SDN. So sad.
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and for all the time you spend at your apartment you never visit me. just a short, short walk away 🙁
 
Oh, I'm sorry!! 😳


Hey, you don't visit me either!! We'll have to throw a pool party this summer. :hardy:
 
akpete said:
Oh, I'm sorry!! 😳


Hey, you don't visit me either!! We'll have to throw a pool party this summer. :hardy:
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you kidding? with my pool-view balcony, EVERY DAY in summer is a pool party for me. </creepy man>
 
Agent Splat said:
and for all the time you spend at your apartment you never visit me. just a short, short walk away 🙁
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In her defense, that apt. complex is quite the labyrinth. I probably wouldn't relish trying to find someone's apt. in there.
 
DoctorFunk said:
In her defense, that apt. complex is quite the labyrinth. I probably wouldn't relish trying to find someone's apt. in there.
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so true. i've seen an ambulance get lost here, and 3 out of 4 times I've ordered a pizza the delivery person had to call me back to figure out where my building was.

even wrote a letter to management explaining the above, pleading for better signage...did they ever acknowledge me even bringing it up? of course not.
 
Agent Splat said:
you kidding? with my pool-view balcony, EVERY DAY in summer is a pool party for me. </creepy man>
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I'm definitely coming over to swim in your pool this summer. Now I just need to find some new floaties...
 
Agent Splat said:
don't mind the video camera. it only has 800x digital zoom.
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Is there a diving board at your pool? Because if so, you could use that video camera to capture my famous Cannonball.
 
DoctorFunk said:
Is there a diving board at your pool? Because if so, you could use that video camera to capture my famous Cannonball.
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no, but the rental office has a balcony that MIGHT be close enough to dive off of if you get a good, strong x-component to your velocity.
 
I'll get stopped in the parking lot for directions too. As for directions for my own place, it doesn't help that my building is the 3rd one off the parking lot up the hill and you can't see it when you drive in.


Okay, I'm leaving the internet now. Have a good night everyone!
 
Agent Splat said:
no, but the rental office has a balcony that MIGHT be close enough to dive off of if you get a good, strong x-component to your velocity.
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This summer...coming to a pool near you:

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87tXw14OOMs[/YOUTUBE]
 
DoctorFunk said:
Were you ever unfortunate enough to watch a really graphic horror movie when you were way too young, say between the ages of 6-10, perhaps through the negligence of a babysitter your parents hired or an older sibling? You might have wondered to yourself at the beginning of the movie, "Why is that guy wearing a ski mask? What is he going to do with that chainsaw?" Then upon watching what unfolds for the next 90 minutes you sit in sheer horror shocked by the depravity of it all, only to find yourself leaping in stark terror at the slightest noise in the dark, sure that your next step would be your last. The nightmares: relentless.

That's a lot like block 2 of your first semester of medical school at MCW.
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however, all my block 2 grades were pretty good (best biochem exam by like 10%), but it is quite long, and it definitely exceeds anything you did in undergrad.
 
Ashers said:
Of all of the path lectures to have a fire alarm during, I can't believe it was in Dr. Simons. There are so many others that I wish were cut short.
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the weird thing is I was in the computer lab typing up a SOAP note for a patient....which is EXACTLY where I was and what I was doing when the fire alarm went off LAST week.

did Simons at least get to giving you all the questions on the test?
 
Agent Splat said:
the weird thing is I was in the computer lab typing up a SOAP note for a patient....which is EXACTLY where I was and what I was doing when the fire alarm went off LAST week.

did Simons at least get to giving you all the questions on the test?
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Yes, he also asked us at the beginning of lecture if path was a class in which we can use old exams because there's a "class that shall remain nameless that's driving [him] crazy right now." He said the questions this year bear remarkable resemblence to the questions from last year.
 
Ashers said:
Yes, he also asked us at the beginning of lecture if path was a class in which we can use old exams because there's a "class that shall remain nameless that's driving [him] crazy right now." He said the questions this year bear remarkable resemblence to the questions from last year.
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Dr. Simons is easily one of my favorite people at MCW, and that was before he gave us test questions.
 
i wrote the number 3 on the back of my hand to remind me to do something.

and now I can't remember what it was. crap.
 
Gimlet said:
Depends. Will they be closed, compound, or comminuted fractures?

On second thought, forget about the three mil.
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tell you what. i'll give you three big hugs next time I see you instead.
 
greenstick, since you're still a growing boy.
 
Agent Splat said:
I hear he really appreciates good pupils at this school.
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he's the physician mentor for one of my friends. *No pressure* to be on your best behavior for your mentor's comments on the dean's letter when your mentor IS the dean! :laugh:
 
TheProwler said:
he's the physician mentor for one of my friends. *No pressure* to be on your best behavior for your mentor's comments on the dean's letter when your mentor IS the dean! :laugh:
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i bet he envisions that particular student to be come a great doctor.
 
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