medical jokes

[Omni]

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All right, its been done before, but I'm starting it again with a little twist.
First person posts a joke.
Second person rates the joke on a scale of 10 (10 being best). This person posts a joke as well.
Third person rates the joke of the second person, and posts his own joke.
And repeat this process forever.
Since I'm first person, I'll go first:

A mother and her 16 year old daughter go to a gynecologist. The mother says to the gyno "My daughter is having these symptoms that she shouldn't be having...I'm worried"

The gyno takes the 16 year old daughter to the examining room and after examining her, goes back to the mother with the news.

"You're daughter is pregnant" He says to her.

"No, this cant be! It must be something else. My daughter is an angel! She does well in school, participates in community service, and keeps her parents really happy. She's not pregnant!" THe mother then turns to her daughter and asks, "Is this true? Tell the doctor the truth"

"No, of course not mother! I've never even kissed a boy. This must be some mistake. I'd never sleep with another man!"

The gyno stared at the mother, and then at the daughter and then back and forth for a little bit. He then sighed and went to the window in his office and just stared outside. After a few moments of silence, the mother finally asks "Is there something wrong outside doctor?"

The gyno said "No. Last time something like this happened, a star on the East showed up. I'm just looking to see if that is happening again."

 

[mmmcdowe]

All right, its been done before, but I'm starting it again with a little twist.
First person posts a joke.
Second person rates the joke on a scale of 10 (10 being best). This person posts a joke as well.
Third person rates the joke of the second person, and posts his own joke.
And repeat this process forever.
Since I'm first person, I'll go first:

A mother and her 16 year old daughter go to a gynecologist. The mother says to the gyno "My daughter is having these symptoms that she shouldn't be having...I'm worried"

The gyno takes the 16 year old daughter to the examining room and after examining her, goes back to the mother with the news.

"You're daughter is pregnant" He says to her.

"No, this cant be! It must be something else. My daughter is an angel! She does well in school, participates in community service, and keeps her parents really happy. She's not pregnant!" THe mother then turns to her daughter and asks, "Is this true? Tell the doctor the truth"

"No, of course not mother! I've never even kissed a boy. This must be some mistake. I'd never sleep with another man!"

The gyno stared at the mother, and then at the daughter and then back and forth for a little bit. He then sighed and went to the window in his office and just stared outside. After a few moments of silence, the mother finally asks "Is there something wrong outside doctor?"

The gyno said "No. Last time something like this happened, a star on the East showed up. I'm just looking to see if that is happening again."

I give it a six.

A 92 year old patient goes to see his doctor.
"How have you been?" asks the doctor, as he goes through some paperwork at the end of the examination.
"Well, I just married a 19-year old who is carrying our love child. What do you think of that?
The doctor paused for a moment and then said.
"I have a friend with no arms or legs that won a tennis tourny while sitting on the sidelines. What do you think of that?"
"Well, I think some one must have done it for him." Replies the patient.
"My point exactly."

 

[Forthegood]

8... that's pretty good.


A very attractive female physician is looking over a middle-age males chart in an exam room. After several minutes of deep thought, the physician looks up at the man with a concerned face and says, "You're going to need to stop masturbating."
The man looks surprised and asks "Why doctor?"
The physician puts down the chart and responds, "Because I am in the room."